Recent content by Antoninus_Pluck

You're a charlatan. Your "message" is basically cant masquerading as deeply-felt moral outrage.

Do you support stag hunting or not?

I think you support staghunting, yes, at least in public, even though you think it's cruel. I suspect you don't want to fall out with your pals Tom, Hercules and Nigel. What's the "four" equivalent of a triumvirate?

Do you support staghunting?

No, the role of animals is to be killed. The method of killing should be determined solely in terms of how much pleasure it brings humans, irrespective of how cruel it is. This is why you and I both support staghunting even though we both know it's cruel.

Why do I pretend to write letters to the western daily press? I don't.

I find these personal attacks very un-English. I increasingly worry about what's happening to the Motherland. Has she really become so brash and so common?

Having found a window in my busy schedule to read this, I'm absolutely fuming! What the bloody hell is someone from the CA doing talking about "lengthy procedures to getting a licence" to be a marksman? Anyone reading this will think there are perfectly well-qualified chaps around to bump off...

Can we have a neat précis rather than having to trawl through huge articles? It's most tiresome.

http://www.thisisdevon.co.uk/displayNode.jsp?nodeId=141529&command=displayContent&sourceNode=141513&contentPK=15270671

I'm a boring prick and I'm going to break the law on Saturday 9th September.

Thank you for your kind words, AA, but it makes no difference what anyone says to me. I'm so blinkered and fanatical that I'm going to carry on repeating the same boring thing again and again and again. I'm going to break the law and no one is going to do anything about it.

You sound upset, old chap.

Yes, they said that too.

My right - your left. Gladys! You broke my heart!