Recent content by Bellerophon Y

Where did the Mouth Cancer post go? Was it removed because I publically asked them what legal rights they had to do this to me or anyone else who was deliberately 'set up' with that post? The post was a direct link to the FORCE. Could anyone else see the post? Oh maybe only crazy people could...

I missed a bit out of the above post. The Force of evil ruined xmas with their stupid games, easter wasnt much better so I wondered what they had planned for next week, whether it would equal xmas. Well they went one better, of course I'm always gullable. Vet said specialist was coming if I...

Congratulations to the Smug Evil Force on finally succeeding in totally destroying my life. Is it too much to ask you why? And where your legal papers are? and why I havent been told what legal rights I have regarding you - oh of course you dont exsist, you are so incredibly clever arent you...

Shame I didn't consult with a soothsayer / fortune teller. Maybe they could of warned me that my future looked bleak and a bunch of idiot evil spawn were going to come into my life and take it over. What do you do when something like that happens? When you have no idea why or what they want...

Dont know what you do about a colicking hippogryff but as for vets. Well generally its hard to tell at first glance, as the vets seem genuine to your face apart from the fact they like taking the p... out of everything. Tell you not to feed your horse cake or sweets or coca cola - as if you...

Wow the spawn of all evil really are evil. Not content with just not giving you proper head scan results for three months and then having the vet and farrier leave your horse crippled but now they have the vet tell you blood results are normal when in fact they arent. Spawn love to lie and go...

School?? Where I come from we are expected to start work at 6yrs old. Thats how I find the chimera spawn. Spawn generally can't spell, some of them can't read very well either. Best way to deal with spawn is to drench them in water till soaking wet then stuff a dictionary between their teeth and...

Time? Me? No I've never got spare time. I've just managed to catch one of the uffington white horses so I'm off hunting the chimera spawn, once I've got this horse used to a saddle. Pegasus needs to rest his sore hoof and leg (think he has fetlock ocd) so I thought he could have a few unicorn...

Pegasus doesn't do AI, although I think he might be a stallion. Just going to go see if any of the unicorn owners in The Tack Room want to use his services.

I think Pegasus's lameness issue is a hereditry problem from his Grandam Ruby, she had many lameness problems (probably why she was a broodmare) although she livid well into her 30's and actually died of a broken heart after hearing her daughter had run off with a donkey from the local beach.

You think I should increase Pegasus's bute? He's already having 6 a day. I asked the vet if it would be kinder to put him to sleep but he said these things are painful. I'm going to leave him here to rest and go catch one of the uffington white horses. It seems the spawn of all evil are at work...

Bellerophon: I've killed the chimera. Its dead. God, what a nightmare, its taken me nearly five months to get here as I couldn't find the way and had to keep stopping for directions, and the directions I were given were terrible, utter lies or they pretended they couldn't remember and some of...