What is this ''low calorie'' thing you speak of??? The giant Knobber has scoffed all the cake! Cant find any beer left either....think he may have washed the cake down with it.... Shampoo instead?!!!
Right, I'm armed with a hungry Knobber and a gun... I know the gun LOOKS more like a rather odd shaped banana painted black, but it's lethal, I swear. NOW HAND OVER THE CAKE!