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"People often ask me - who was made first, the man or the woman? In actual fact, it was the woman who came first, albeit in a slightly different form. She had three breasts, of which one which was rather hairy. The woman came to me one day with two complaints: one of which was the apparent uselessness of this hairy breast, the other being her desperate loneliness. So I thought, long and hard, on the matter, and eventually came up with the solution.
I took the useless tit and made it into a man..."
I took the useless tit and made it into a man..."