One of my friends horses ended up working for the police. He was a beautiful hunt horse who was really mischievous. When we used to ride out together he used to lean over and bite my foot. My friend used to breed horses so sold them on quite regularly after they'd been to a few point-to-point...
I got rid of my car about 3 years ago and haven't been to the gym for 2.5 years. I've managed to maintain the same weight and have eaten pretty much like porky the pig.
As I'm restricted to public transport (most of which is a good walk away) fetching, carrying, lugging, to-ing and fro-ing...
When we kept Friesian bullocks we used to have one called Crazy Horse because he liked jumping fences and escaping, and another called Lugless Douglas because he only had one ear....bless him :)