JadeWisc
Well-Known Member
1. We love ours horses more. Sorry, it's just how it goes!
2. We Kiss our horses, and then kiss you. You'll learn to love it.
3. If the Horse doesn't like you, the relationship isn't gonna last.
4. Don't get jealous of the Pony. That's just stupid.
5. But the horse can get jealous of you all they want!
6. We like shopping, usually at tack shops. Give us a gift certificate there, and you're good for life.
7. Breeches are not purely for your amusment of how our ass looks in them. They so serve a purpose!
8. Horses are dirty, sometimes we may have to do things you think are gross, don't be scared, we're just braver than you are!
9. Don't try to tell us how to ride/work around our horses, you'll just get ran over.
10. Horses like slobbering people, if you are liked, you will get slobbered.
11. Even though we love our horses more, we still love you(and try to look nice for you), so don't forget that.
12. Whips are not to be used as play things. It might seem fun, but really it just hurts.
13. At the barn/shows you are there to cheer us on, carry things, hold our steeds, put up jumps, and most of all, carry things!
14. Don't make fun of the helmet hair,or yours will be immediately messed up.
15. Don't make fun of things that bounce. We're girls. sometimes trotting makes things bounce. this is not for your amusement.(no picture. lol)
16. Yes, we realize what a sitting trot and canter LOOK like. We don't care.
17. Horses smell good. We don't care if you feel differently.
18. We clean poop. you make fun of us, and then you'll be cleaning it!
19. We are always covered in hair, deal with it.
20. And finally, the only boy we'll love other than you is our gelding. so feel safe.
2. We Kiss our horses, and then kiss you. You'll learn to love it.
3. If the Horse doesn't like you, the relationship isn't gonna last.
4. Don't get jealous of the Pony. That's just stupid.
5. But the horse can get jealous of you all they want!
6. We like shopping, usually at tack shops. Give us a gift certificate there, and you're good for life.
7. Breeches are not purely for your amusment of how our ass looks in them. They so serve a purpose!
8. Horses are dirty, sometimes we may have to do things you think are gross, don't be scared, we're just braver than you are!
9. Don't try to tell us how to ride/work around our horses, you'll just get ran over.
10. Horses like slobbering people, if you are liked, you will get slobbered.
11. Even though we love our horses more, we still love you(and try to look nice for you), so don't forget that.
12. Whips are not to be used as play things. It might seem fun, but really it just hurts.
13. At the barn/shows you are there to cheer us on, carry things, hold our steeds, put up jumps, and most of all, carry things!
14. Don't make fun of the helmet hair,or yours will be immediately messed up.
15. Don't make fun of things that bounce. We're girls. sometimes trotting makes things bounce. this is not for your amusement.(no picture. lol)
16. Yes, we realize what a sitting trot and canter LOOK like. We don't care.
17. Horses smell good. We don't care if you feel differently.
18. We clean poop. you make fun of us, and then you'll be cleaning it!
19. We are always covered in hair, deal with it.
20. And finally, the only boy we'll love other than you is our gelding. so feel safe.
