A diversion from the nasty internet world....

[Frances144]

Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.

Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?

....and continue!

 

[daydreambeliever]

confused again, quite normal for me though

 

[Cinnamontoast]

****, I'd have to put it on to check that bit-much better at the castle scene! What is the speed of a swallow, something or other? Dunno.

 

[Bix]

Are these the knights who say "Ni" and who carry coconut shells?

 

[Frances144]

Lancelot: Sir Lancelot of Camelot.

Bridgekeeper: What...is your quest?

Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.

Bridgekeeper: What...is your favorite color?

Lancelot: Blue.

Bridgekeeper: Right, off you go.

Lancelot: (slightly surprised) Oh! Well, thank you. Thank you very much.

(and off he goes. The knights look at each other.)

Robin: That's EASY!!!

(A mad rush for the bridge. Robin arrives first. The knights
cluster behind. A few sniff and wrinkle their noses, and the
group backs off.)

Bridgekeeper: STOP!
He who would cross the Bridge of Death
Must answer me
These questions three
Ere the other side he see.

Robin: (excitedly) Ask me your questions, Bridgekeeper, I am not afraid.

Bridgekeeper: What...is your name?

 

[dominobrown]

Robin, batmans sidekick???
My quest is to find the keys for the batmobile, as I have lost them
Favourite colour is green/red

 

[Django Pony]

What...is your name?

Robin: Robin of Camelot.

Bridgekeeper: What...is you quest?

Robin: I seek the Grail!

Bridgekeeper: What...is the capital of Assyria?

I love Monty Python!!! Ni! Ni! Ni! I will say Ni at you again if you do not appease me! lol

 

[Frances144]

What...is the capital of Assyria?

 

[daisybe33]

Robin: Robin


Bridgekeeper: what would you do to pass the time if you were stuck in an elevator?

Robin: erm....sing?!

Bridgekeeper: why do you want to pass?

Robin: to collect the priceless horseapples

(thinks this is the theme but if not shuffles off red faced!!)

 

[daisybe33]

Ha ha perhaps not - I thought it was make up a response !

 

[dominobrown]

Yeh, its all a bit before my time!

 

[Cinnamontoast]

We want.....a shrubbery! A nice one, not too big. Ni, ni!

 

[china]

i hope im not the only one that does not have a clue what your all on about!!

 

[Django Pony]

While we're at it I'd just like to add that "he's NOT the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

 

[Brontie]

Wow. Well i'm complete and utterly lost?

 

[Frances144]

 

[Cinnamontoast]

I'll carry on, it's only a flesh wound!

 

[sykokat]

Its a flesh wound but not as we know it

 

[CorvusCorax]

Three. No, FIVE!

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHH!

 

[Frances144]

Fetchez La Vache!

 

[Django Pony]

I'll carry on, it's only a flesh wound!

Tis but a scratch!

 

[Frances144]

Can I just say that I put this up to divert from the horrors of today. I saw a side of a large well respected forum that I really didn't want to.

 

[benson21]

i hope im not the only one that does not have a clue what your all on about!!

Nope, I havent got the foggiest idea either! Shall we start our own club?

 

[JenHunt]

your father is a hamster and your mother smells like elderberries! lol!

pfft... tis only a flesh wound!

 

[Cinnamontoast]

your father is a hamster and your mother smells like elderberries! lol!

pfft... tis only a flesh wound!

I fart in your general direction!

Took me ages to translate elderberries for French mates. They still didn't get it even when I explained properly!

 

[Frances144]

Sir Robin: Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?
King Arthur: Oh shut up and go and change your armour.

 

[CorvusCorax]

Bravely brave Sir Robin, Sir Robin ran away....


Chickening out and buggering off and running away and *******ing it up....

 

[dozzie]

I'll bite you to death!

 

[Cinnamontoast]

Run away! Run away!

 

[tallyho!]

Run awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!