LeneHorse
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Fido the wonderdog. A cross between a Rottweiler and a Yorkshire terrier, Fido amazed everyone with his enormous.......
A fun game for those that are bored - as I am
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Cobbytype
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attributes, which he used to great effect on the...
Bav
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Neighbouring spaniel b!tch. The man and his wife knew that in order to rid themselves of the mud monster they would have to...
Tnavas
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Invest in a high pressure hose and a large quantity of shampoo, in the meantime
Shooting Star
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they felt it wise to climb to the highest part of the hilly field, away from the bog but into the area not oft visited and more commonly frequented by...
DTV
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The Shetland Gang,who,upset at being disturbed from finalising their plans for world domination,promptly....
DD
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galloped at high speed straight across the paddock and shimmied under the electric fence escaping onto the next door golf course where they led the charge across the fairway.
Cowpony
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They played horseball with all the lost golf balls and got discovered by the GB performance squad and......
Beausmate
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..were offered a place on the team, subject to...
Shooting Star
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A minimum height restriction of 13hh, the ****lands knew that they would have to get their thinking caps or go go gadget legs on if they were to live the dream.
Cobbytype
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So they consulted a Shet hot lawyer who advised them that under European Directive 98732 on Rights for the Vertically Challenged , the minimum height restriction was in breach of the European Convention on Horse Rights and furthermore...
suffolkmare
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...they would have to accept that they could no longer be known as Shetlands as not one of them had ever set hoof in Scotland, let alone been born on those islands...in fact they were probably of mixed breeding as at least one had originally belonged to the traveller community and had been dumped on the road verge beside the field after an unfortunate incident involving....
Shooting Star
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...4 goats, an alpaca, a wallaby, an old man, his 3 wives and a cob that lived in a bog
Fools Motto
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This led them to start investigating their ancestory by using the Hoof-Wide-Web. As they gathered round the newletter, in a brilliant piece of timing, the-man-with-the-red-hat walked past carrying a feed sack...
Cobbytype
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and a terrible roar of thundering hooves was heard from 2 miles away as the cob from the bog broke the land speed record in pursuit of the man-in-red-hat's sack of feed. Meanwhile...
Beausmate
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... four goats were trying to convince an alpaca that...
Peregrine Falcon
Looking forward to drier days
The old woman really did swallow their mother in a freak accident. It wasn't the horse that killed her, it was the pack of billies that did her in! They boiled her bones to make a lovely soup with they gave to the local homeless shelter for trolls.
Olly's crew
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THE MID LIFE CRISIS
As Mildred approached the end of 2016, she surveyed the array of wondrous horses for sale on Dragon Driving, and pondered that as she had reached her 50th birthday and needed a new hobby, she would recall her distant remembered passion of youth and buy her first pony......
As Mildred approached the end of 2016, she surveyed the array of wondrous horses for sale on Dragon Driving, and pondered that as she had reached her 50th birthday and needed a new hobby, she would recall her distant remembered passion of youth and buy her first pony......
Shooting Star
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After perusing the ads she picked up the phone and dialled 'Dave' to find out more about his stunning 6 month old ride & drive 4* eventer that was available for delivery sight unseen for just £250 Ono ...
DTV
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She excitedly did the deal,but when the lorry arrived the next day,she was horrified to see coming down the ramp,four goats,an Alpaca,a Wallabe and a hideous bog monster which then....
Beausmate
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..broke free from its moorings, crashed through three gates, a brick wall, the side of the barn and wound up in the feed room, whereupon it...
twiggy2
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Used a feed bin as a bog whilst the new lady owner
sasquatch
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went online and started a WWYD thread, outlining how Dave the seller had sold many other horses and ponies but they didn't know if they were a dealer, how the bog cob was much older than 6 months and didn't ride but was able to drive her car, and how she had tried contacting Dave but had had no luck. Whilst eagerly reading the replies about how she was entitled to her money back, and Dave was a known dodgy dealer, she discovered that...
Tnavas
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The bog cob had eaten its way out of the feed bin and was now lying on its back, with its legs in the air, she quickly booted up her computer and went to the best site for information, HHO! She knew that here she would get far more useful information than from the vet, after all he really had no idea about bog cobs, whereas the forum was a mine of experienced information. The replies came in thick and fast
Shooting Star
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Offer it 2 pints of whiskey & coke, twice an hour every hour for the next 48hrs came up trumps in the poll so the lady dashed off to the late night off licence to get supplies.
For two whole days and nights she tended the bog cob and at the end of the second day when if anything it was looking decidedly worse she decided to ...
For two whole days and nights she tended the bog cob and at the end of the second day when if anything it was looking decidedly worse she decided to ...
Beausmate
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..consult an animal communicator, who spoke to the bog cob and reported...
Olly's crew
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That he was an under cover spy-cob who was covertly practising his Ninja moves, and must be allowed to continue without reprise...
Tnavas
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In the meantime the Shitlands in awe of the Bog Cobs amazing Ninja moves were tiptoeing around him waiting for
DTV
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Him to wake up so he could teach them his moves which could be used to great effect to avoid capture after their next mass escape.Then...
Fools Motto
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the man-in-the-red-hat with a much much larger feed sack full of...