Hovis_and_SidsMum
Well-Known Member
Dear diary,
I do not have a new sister. The vets test was apparently too hard for her and the vets told Dad she wasn't as lovely as me. Well thats my take on what happened anyway. Personally i think she didn't live up to my high standards but its a shame because mum said she was sweet. She should have read my diary last week then she might have passed the test.
Mum and dad are therefore still looking for me a new brother or sister. They went to see a brother for me today, who yet again is GINGER! So's the one they're seeing next week. Whats with the ginger ninja theme here? Seriously will one of you have a word with them? Poof bags ruined most of my reputation - having a ginga for a brother or sister will trample whats left of my street cred inot the muck heap.
Anyway this week Dad has taken me out ALONE again TWICE! The man has a death wish. I need a wing man if we're flying missions in the woods - how am I supposed to spot the pheasants in the sun plus look where we're going? Instead of a wing man i get dad singing with some girl who comes with us but is invisible - how does that work? I can hear her singing but I can't see her? Maybe she's really smalll and in his pocket? Weird. I wonder if mum knows about her?
Mum came back yesterday and made me do LOADS of boring boring transitions but she has told me we're going out on sunday so i was really excited. Until tonight she mentioned we're going to evil army mans house. Thats why I'm late tonight - mum and Dad were "touching up my clip" so evil army man doesn't think I'm "scruffy". SCRUFFY? How can anyone think I'm scruffy? Sexily tousled yes but scruffy no.
I'm hoping there might be some hot chicks there on sunday which would make standing in the shower room shivering my bum off for an hour tonight worth it . I have a feeling though that I'm more likely to be anounced in the British Dressage team than be allowed to pull...... Unless you count muscles then I'll be alowed to pull lots. I have a feeling having not seen me for a while evil army man is going to make me work.... so if I'm not seen or heard of again after snday will one of you write something nice for my eulogy?
I do not have a new sister. The vets test was apparently too hard for her and the vets told Dad she wasn't as lovely as me. Well thats my take on what happened anyway. Personally i think she didn't live up to my high standards but its a shame because mum said she was sweet. She should have read my diary last week then she might have passed the test.
Mum and dad are therefore still looking for me a new brother or sister. They went to see a brother for me today, who yet again is GINGER! So's the one they're seeing next week. Whats with the ginger ninja theme here? Seriously will one of you have a word with them? Poof bags ruined most of my reputation - having a ginga for a brother or sister will trample whats left of my street cred inot the muck heap.
Anyway this week Dad has taken me out ALONE again TWICE! The man has a death wish. I need a wing man if we're flying missions in the woods - how am I supposed to spot the pheasants in the sun plus look where we're going? Instead of a wing man i get dad singing with some girl who comes with us but is invisible - how does that work? I can hear her singing but I can't see her? Maybe she's really smalll and in his pocket? Weird. I wonder if mum knows about her?
Mum came back yesterday and made me do LOADS of boring boring transitions but she has told me we're going out on sunday so i was really excited. Until tonight she mentioned we're going to evil army mans house. Thats why I'm late tonight - mum and Dad were "touching up my clip" so evil army man doesn't think I'm "scruffy". SCRUFFY? How can anyone think I'm scruffy? Sexily tousled yes but scruffy no.
I'm hoping there might be some hot chicks there on sunday which would make standing in the shower room shivering my bum off for an hour tonight worth it . I have a feeling though that I'm more likely to be anounced in the British Dressage team than be allowed to pull...... Unless you count muscles then I'll be alowed to pull lots. I have a feeling having not seen me for a while evil army man is going to make me work.... so if I'm not seen or heard of again after snday will one of you write something nice for my eulogy?
