A little Humour...

[Fiagai]

Just came across this & laughed my socks off....

Being some years since the advent of the ban, three stout and stalwart anti's go out for a walk in the countryside, congratulating themselves on how their logic and clever reasoning had ensured that those horrible hunts with nasty dogs were no more. And as the autumn sun shone on the newly fallen leaves, the three slowly meander through the speckled beech wood by the old bridleway, when suddenly they come across a set of tracks running across the adjacent field.

"These are clearly badger tracks!" says the first anti excitedly.

"No I disagree", says the second anti,"these are definitly deer tracks!"

"No" says the third anti, "you are both wrong and these tracks are clearly and obviously those of a fox!"

As the three stalwart antis stand and ponder their shared knowledge of the countryside and its myriad ways, they pause to consider which animal had truely passed this way. Now listening closely they hear the haunting sound of a horn reverbating shrillingly through the trees...

"Surely it couldn't be!" say the first anti

"Quick I will contact the local branch of LACS" says the second anti taking out his mobile phone.

"We have got them now!" says the third anti...





...and just at that point the train hit them all

 

[ThePinkPony]

:d :d :d

 

[hayinamanger]

That's very funny!

 

[ThePinkPony]

We had the red kite ''expert'' come and check the population of released birds on our old estate and he was chatting to OH (well more interrogating him in the ''all keepers are bird of prey murdering youknowwhats) and OH was saying how irritating it is that the kites will swoop down and take young poults from the ground.

Well kite man roared with laughter, and couldnt have been more patronising to OH informing him ''red kites are EXCLUSIVELY CARRION feeders, they would NEVER take a LIVE bird as it is not carrion''

And we all turned to watch a red kite swoop over the rearing feild and pick up a live poult from the grass.!!!

it was priceless.