A plea for help...

[Annette4]

Dear AAD,

I'm afraid I need some serious help with my hoomin! If it wasn't for the yummy noms and the cats to chase I'd have called the RSPCA or ran away a long time ago. Despite this there is some serious cruelty that goes on in this kennel....I think the evidence speaks for itself...

Pretty shocking I think you'll agree. I think I heard talk of both a 'yoda' outfit and an angel costume too

I'm not sure which way to turn as I'm worried any action I take my result in the removal of my special noms (the ones that I don't get out of my bowl...I get special noms for being very clever) and I may waste away if I don't not get them.

Any help gratefully received.

Jack

x

 

[Spudlet]

I sympathise totally, look what my peeps did to me...

Ducky is the only one who understands....

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

*hands over mobile*

International Dog Rescue on speed dial 1........

Alternatively call the men in white coats to come and pick your hoomins up......

Good Luck

Sweep and Max

 

[V1NN]

Aww bless he has almost a full wardrobe

x

 

[CorvusCorax]

Hey there Jack, I can't really talk to you, I am still huffing over being forced to wear a jumper.

Although I got my own back last night by doing a HUGE pee in the living room (Big Mum gets back on Monday, I was timing for maximum smelliness and stainage to get Small Mum into trouble).
Maybe you can do that too?

 

[Bearsmum]

OMG Jack that's just plain dreadful - I have hot tip though. My hoomins bought me a flourescent coat to wear while out jogging with my strange mum, when they let me off the lead in it I ran through a hedge lots and it came off. Despite being bright yellow she never found it, even though she spent over an hour walking backwards and forwards through the hedge. Bonus was I got a longer walk too.

Good luck - LBx