a random silly q!

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Bit of a weird one but I was pondering it. If you are on a trek on holiday, out in the countryside, and you need the loo, what do you do?? I've never been out for long enough before (oh the joys of being horseless); on a hack you can jump off and find a bush, but out with strangers??
 
I imagine you'll not be the only, or first one to need a pee, so don't worry on that count. If it's a longer, organised trek, then toilet breaks will surely be factored in - but perhaps, as you suggest, behind a bush?! Have a great time if you are off on a trekking holiday :-)
 
In the comfort of online anonymity I feel I can share this story with you...
I went on a horse riding safari holiday for my honeymoon in South Africa. Unfortunately I suffer from ulcerative colitis. That, along with the usual stresses of a wedding, is not a good combination. I arrive at the safari ranch. Go straight out on a 2hr intro hack. Midway through I get extreme pains and know I won't last 10 mins, let alone 1hr! So I have to get someone to hold my horse while I crap behind a bush with about 8 people on horses standing just feet away. Of course I pretended I just needed a pee but poor hubby knew what was going on. I'm sure he was fit to annul the marriage
 
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