"A real weapon of a horse"

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Annagain

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Bored in work so window shopping and come across this horse http://www.horsemart.co.uk/all-rounder-horse-7-yrs-16-2-hh-bay-sussex/Horses/291141. He looks quite nice but is described as "A real weapon of a horse" I'm now wondering what this could mean :confused:? Thoughts so far include:

Let him loose on your worst enemy and he'll do the rest.
Takes off like an exocet and won't stop until he hits something.
Liable to explode.

Anyone else got any ideas what it could mean? ;)
 
annagain said:
Bored in work so window shopping and come across this horse http://www.horsemart.co.uk/all-rounder-horse-7-yrs-16-2-hh-bay-sussex/Horses/291141. He looks quite nice but is described as "A real weapon of a horse" I'm now wondering what this could mean :confused:? Thoughts so far include:

Let him loose on your worst enemy and he'll do the rest.
Takes off like an exocet and won't stop until he hits something.
Liable to explode.

Anyone else got any ideas what it could mean? ;)
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^^ these definately.

As sharp as an arrow
Goes like a bullet
Capable of mass destruction

And from the in- famous KHP too.
 
My yearling was a horse with a real weapon the other day. I put down the large crowbar whilst I was modifying some fencing and he picked it up and ran off with it!
 
Bernster said:
^^ these definately.

As sharp as an arrow
Goes like a bullet
Capable of mass destruction

And from the in- famous KHP too.
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Haha I like t he mass destruction one. I've not been on here much recently so don't know anything about KHP but I get the impression they're not good!
 
Up in Scotland anything that is a 'weapon' or 'deadly' means it is seriously good at its job. A weapon out hunting - keeps pace, jumps everything and anything, easy stop/start. A weapon in show jumping - leaves poles clear by miles but is quick. You get the idea.

It wouldn't put me off in thebslightest.
 
EKW said:
Up in Scotland anything that is a 'weapon' or 'deadly' means it is seriously good at its job. A weapon out hunting - keeps pace, jumps everything and anything, easy stop/start. A weapon in show jumping - leaves poles clear by miles but is quick. You get the idea.

It wouldn't put me off in thebslightest.
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I realise that, the description just made me chuckle, that's all. Thought it lends itself to all sorts of comparisons ;)
 
I have visions of this horse entering a show jumping ring, the rider points him at fence 1 and says "3,2,1 FIRE". The rider is then sat there on the ground whilst he's off demolishing the entire course. Then when he's done he comes out of the ring and opens the "bomb bay" to drop a few on his way out.

It's pretty funny and scary at the same time, it's like people who advertise motorbikes as "goes like a rocket, has the ability to bite back", I have visions of a motorbike chewing on my arm!
 
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