A shoot report from Henry

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'Ello muckers

The hooman person iz whinging about bein tired so I iz typin this myselfs. Mi pawz iz a bit big fer the key-bored so I 'pologize for spellins.

Well, today we wentz shootin'! An not before time neither, itz all very well the hooman playin' wiv 'orrible poopies on a Saturday but wot about me sez I?

At firsts I couldn't work out why we were up so errly on a weekend,but wen we met the other nice hoomans in a carpark I new we woz goin' somwherr fun. The hooman woz drivin' too slowlee so I howled to make her go fasters. Then there woz lotz of hoomans standin' about talking and it woz booooooring! So I told them all to HURRY UP but they all ignored me:mad:

Then we had to get into a big trailer. Mi hooman rememberered that last time I woz grumpee in there coz all the other dogs woz too close so she maded me sit on her nee like a poopy:mad: Very bad for field-cred.

Wee bouncied about in the trailer, then we woz at the start of the first drive! I woz VERY HAPPEE so wen mi hooman let me go I went RUNRUNRUN into the cover. I woz not as norty as the other spangle but mi hooman woz a bit red in the facey regions. Then we did more bouncying in the trailer, then I woz like CRAZZEE SPANGLE and mi hoomin had to tackle me at the end of the drive:o She woz very very cross and sed she woz takin' me home, but the other hoomins sed not to:D

So I fort I had better be good and I woz a verree good spangle until we went bouncying back for lunch. Only nobodee gave me any lunch, I got mi stoopid jumper on and put in the box while all the hoomins ated soup and pie.:mad: Also they drank port, which I fink iz veree sillee, as port is where ships go, 'ow can you drink one of thems?:confused:

I woz still a bit tired in the afternoon bittee so I fort I had better be good. I stuck with the hoomins, not always mi own hoomin, I like to spred the spangle lovin' about all the beaterers in case they get jealous:cool: Mi hoomin woz pleased tho, she gave me patz, only one time she patted me and also got a stinging nettle on her hand and she sed a bad word:o I didn't fetch any birdies but I founded some and dided PHESSIE GROUND TO AIR RELOCATION :cool:.

Also, there woz less hoomins in the afternoon bittee so more spaces in the bouncying trailer:D

So now we haz two phessies in the cupboard under the stairs and I fink I have finally managed to give the hoomin enuff exercise;)

I hopez we iz goin' agen soon:D
 
On mi way Arnty Numpty:)

Also also anuvver fing happened! A deer ran out rite in front of us and I didn't chase it
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Mostly coz I woz too cream-crackered to bovver at that point, but the hoomin is pretending it iz coz of her amayzing trayning of me:rolleyes::D
 
:o Oh dear, looking at the time I posted that, I do believe my dog-napping skills are still in full force, even when my arteries are pumping pure gin :eek: :eek:

Enough of my morally reprehensible behaviour - what a good boy you are Henry, your hoomin must be well chuffed with you :D
 
Hi Buddy:D

Ur hoomin iz a rubbbish az myne:mad:

Myne iz makin me where a flashing pink collar!:eek::eek::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Talk abart a knok to ur feeled cred.....:rolleyes::rolleyes: I am suppozed 2 bi gratefull az it meanz I can go walkiez in the dark - but it meanz I can't sneak up on nuffink:mad::mad:

Mi hoomin did say to azk if u wanted to go 4 a winter walk on the beach?:confused::D she sayz she noze Otto Snottbags mum and will azk her 2:D

high pawz

The Moo :cool:
 
The hoomin sez she is well up for that, as there will be no pickernics on the beech at this time of year. I don't no wot she meanz:confused::D
 
I founded a ded seel on the beech last time I woz there but no fish an chips:confused:

The hoomin sez it will have to be on a Sunday for her, hopez this iz ok:)
 
It woz the stinkiest stinki fing eva, the hoomins were horrified! Even stikier than ded badger! An fox poopies! I onlee got a tiny roll as the male hoomin woz too quik:mad: but even then the smell woz BRILLIANT.

Mi hoomin haz gived me two sponge baffs wiv tomato catch-up and the male hoomin did me wiv the hose pipey wen mi hoomin went away wiv werk and left me wiv him (:mad:), an I still smellz of it a bit:eek::D
 
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