A wee embarassment

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Snuffles

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New doggie booked into vets today to register her and get refilled prescription. As she's been drinking a lot I thought I'd take a wee sample in. How to collect said sample ? She only wees on grass and goes very low so took her into front garden and how shall I collect said wee ? Ah, what about an old ice cube tra y I could just slip under? Worked wonders, but there I am holding an ice cube tray full of wee and my neighbour has just come to his front door, I didn't explain :D


I also found out she'd never had her vacs. She has had big insurance payouts in the past, I thought they would have noticed on her history and ducked out of paying
 
I use a frying pan! I have to make sure OH doesn't see or he gets funny about it. Wee is sterile anyway, and nothing a scrub with fairy liquid can't remove.
Bet your neighbour thought you were losing the plot!
 
I have a slight compulsion about collecting plastic storage containers, the ones from a Chinese delivery place are my favorites. They are also very useful for catching wees.
 
My bitches can see me behaving oddly in the garden at 100 paces. As they never wee on the lead and always toddle off in the morning to do their own thing they think me following them, even if pretending not to look, is mighty suspicious. I am impressed both PnP and OP that you can collect with no handle!
 
Mine find the whole process of collection mortifying and a breach in their personal 'time'. They go around in circles, like some sort of bee has stung their bottom!
 
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