After the hangover......

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......... comes reality!

Went to a charity ball on Sat and after a few (cough) sherry's, bid in the auction. The only prize i was interested in was 5 x 1 hour sessions with a gundog trainer. Was beyond smug to win it but now am nervous! :o

So, to celebrate we went to a nearby country park so they could tell their mates. Met an elderly lady with her dog who stopped to talk to Pads, she was bent down telling him how gorgeous he is when we heard a 'gushing' sound :confused:

It was a good few seconds before we both realised he was properly pissing up her nice long pleated skirt - don't know who was more mortified - her or me! Paddi then had the cheek to scuff the grass with his back legs, so he not only watered her skirt but chucked half the field at her face too.

PMSL - she couldn't get away quickly enough, don't think she even made it for the first of many 'oh my god, i'm sooooo sorrys'

Baby wipe anyone? :D
 
I'm sorry, wrong I know but pmsl.:D Think it was the vision of him scuffing the grass afterwards that really did it.
Sure you will be fine with the gundog trainer, just hope they aren't wearing a long skirt.;)
 
Haha, I know - never seen someone's expression turn from glee to horror so quickly! :eek: Don't think she'll be so pleased to him next time! :D

I am really looking forward to it Spudlet - Hector should be o.k but Pads can be a right little **** at times.
 
MurphysMinder said:
I'm sorry, wrong I know but pmsl.:D Think it was the vision of him scuffing the grass afterwards that really did it.
Sure you will be fine with the gundog trainer, just hope they aren't wearing a long skirt.;)
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Oh no - maybe he's got a fetish for them! - good job Babs Woodhouse is no longer with us - at least we can rule her out!
 
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