All you loons and quines

Some friends live near Insch and I`d gone to visit. I was in Costcutters and an older guy who was stood next to me with his mate said something in a broad accent that I didn`t understand so I said sorry and he repeated it but I still didn`t understand. He said something about `ya ken? Which I did get but at the grand old age of nearly fifty, I blushed the deepest shade of red which they thought was really funny!
 
Hey shils, see where you come from.....is your mother your sister and father, all rolled into one?

Oh hang on, *******s, I live near Ellon, I know the answer to the question already.

Hairy palms of the hands and pointed foreheads.....
 
MiL is from Lossie, OH born in Elgin :D

There is a fantastic thing on You Tube about 'Mince and tatties and big green leaf' all in the Doric dialect - hilarious, but I can't find it!
 
Oh wow!! I keep my horses in Kennethmont! I stay in Clatt!

It was a very long time ago (the train still stopped at Kennethmont station) but I remember it vividly. We lived in the cottages by the station and everybody was so friendly. The highlight of the week was going to Huntly for the messages!
 
MiL is from Lossie, OH born in Elgin :D

There is a fantastic thing on You Tube about 'Mince and tatties and big green leaf' all in the Doric dialect - hilarious, but I can't find it!

My OH knows that dude and I can certify he is just as mental looking in the flesh!

I'm from Newmachar, almost in the sticks but not quite! Oh is from Forres. I cant evenunderstand what they say sometimes........they have a special language they call Ork............its weird when a fellow Ork calles out Souuwwwwwwww in the street and folk reply.
 
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i bide in methlick, way oot in the sticks but like my wee hoosie ontop o the hill got a grand view o aberdeenshire fae here
gye cald in winter but just wrap up in fleeces n pit the fire on
 
My OH knows that dude and I can certify he is just as mental looking in the flesh!

I'm from Newmachar, almost in the sticks but not quite! Oh is from Forres. I cant evenunderstand what they say sometimes........they have a special language they call Ork............its weird when a fellow Ork calles out Souuwwwwwwww in the street and folk reply.

I am from Forres and I would just like to say neither myself, nor any member of my family, speak Ork. In fact I have never heard of it (outside middle earth that is)
 
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