Am I too big for this horse?

[*hic*]

Underwear FAIL!

Your grundies are supposed to be under your jods unless you are Superman! Oh hang on just a minute . . . you ARE Superman!

 

[MrsMozart]

Ta That's cheered up a long and boring train journey home no end

 

[Cinnamontoast]

Having seen lots of previous pics of you, no, you're not too big unless he's not very tall and you feel unbalanced? More pics of the horse, please, D!

 

[Purple Duck]

Just curious what people think following a comment from someone.

Photo courtesy of Brillpix Photography

@ PaddyMonty-
I think You should ask yourself...
"Am I too big for this pony..."

BUT more importantly...

"DO I FEEL TOO BIG FOR THIS PONY"

Answer;

(Hopefully you are NOT feeling this but...) A Yes- I feel too big- then YES You are too big for pony

Answer B (***You SHOULD BE FEELING THIS!!!);
NO I AM NOT TOO BIG FOR PONY and Pony is Clearly Happy with "Me-AKA PaddyMonty" as rider Therefore- IF someone says that I Am to big for pony then they can go and (jump head first and choke) in muckheap because I AM HAPPY ON PONY!!

I am 5'4" AND STILL ride my first pony- Welsh Section A - you can see Athene in my Avatar- YES- recently I have felt that I would LIKE- NOT NEED a bigger pony- however, she is 18 (and has "Sticky Stifle") BUT as long as she is fighting Fit she is mine, i Will and DO ride/jump/hack/show inhand/show ride- inc working hunter/x-country and ENJOY her!!!

If/when YOU think You are too big for pony- then upsize- Until then...

NO- You are NOT too big for Pony!

SO SORRY for long reply BUT I DO THINK people Overhorse/pony size JUST because they think they should BECAUSE- friend/neighbour/ etc etc said they should!

In my opinion- probably not worth salt to you- KEEP pony- enjoy pony!!

xXxXx

(RANT over!!)

 

[rhino]

SO SORRY for long reply BUT I DO THINK people Overhorse/pony size JUST because they think they should BECAUSE- friend/neighbour/ etc etc said they should!

(RANT over!!)

You do realise that he only posted this as he was dared to in Comp Riders? The 'pony' is a full up 15.2hh that he is reschooling

 

[PaddyMonty]

I'm just surprised you're a bloke!

How long have we both been on this forum and you still didn't know I was male.

 

[PaddyMonty]

Paddymonty, - I think you have pulled !!!!

At my age the only thing I can pull is a muscle. I do get a little concerned that certain people wanted a rear view pic of a 52 yo bloke

 

[PaddyMonty]

Underwear FAIL!

Your grundies are supposed to be under your jods

You should have gone to specsavers. Anyone can see that's my black mark Todd full chaps over the top of beige jods

 

[AdorableAlice]

At my age the only thing I can pull is a muscle. I do get a little concerned that certain people wanted a rear view pic of a 52 yo bloke

Me to !! usually done by trying to carry 6 haynets and 2 buckets of water at the same time rather than attempting adventures of the nocturnal nature.

 

[rubysmum]

yes - you are far too big - send it to me - iit would be a giant compared to my current ickle ride & you know how i feel about coloured pones

 

[PaddyMonty]

If it was up to me I'd happily send it anywhere but daughter and OH love him to bits so I guess I will just have to put up with him

 

[Cinnamontoast]

Rubysmum, do you want a broken coloured lump pony?

 

[rubysmum]

Rubysmum, do you want a broken coloured lump pony?

broken as in backed or broken as in poorly - surely not Mr B??????

 

[TritTrot]

Haha! The only thing I was looking at was the horse then when I read all the comments I had to go back and look at the rider!

Far too big - sell him to me, he looks like a rockstar!!!

 

[Gracie21]

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL This thread has made my morning PaddyMonty

May I add, you are far too big, MASSIVE, HUGE, OVERSIZED (thats all the large words I can think of at 7.25am)

 

[TritTrot]

Edickens - you forgot enormous!

 

[Cinnamontoast]

broken as in backed or broken as in poorly - surely not Mr B??????

Poorly and I'm afraid so, Hun. Have phoned the physio and he's currently sound enough for field rest.

 

[Purple Duck]

You do realise that he only posted this as he was dared to in Comp Riders? The 'pony' is a full up 15.2hh that he is reschooling

Nope!

Joke's on me then!

I'll put it down to the bottle of wine I knocked back in the afternoon sunshine

 

[mulledwhine]

YES you are far too big

Your pony is clearly suffering, so I feel a call to any charity is a priority.

Also your pants are far too White.

So taking that into consideration, I will get my trailer and fetch your horse immediately