An apology to my yard owner

[rema]

I think all of you, & fiona must be in on it. Infact, you are all the yo with multiple accounts, started a long time ago just incase this situation arose.

Yes i hold my hands up..I'm the horse in question..

 

[martlin]

Yes i hold my hands up..I'm the horse in question..

Hang on, there is something wrong with that statement... you can either hold your hand up OR be the horse... hmmm.

 

[Ellies_mum2]

I detect, with unerring certainty and conviction, that you are LYING! You are the YO and the YM and half the liveries, aren't you?

Oh dammit I am sooo busted

 

[rema]

Hang on, there is something wrong with that statement... you can either hold your hand up OR be the horse... hmmm.

Why can i not have hands on the ends of my legs instead of hooves..

 

[martlin]

Are you ahead or behind the times in evolutionary terms, Rema?

 

[rema]

In all honesty...fecked if i know..

 

[Spring Feather]

In all honesty...fecked if i know..

Lol!!

 

[Tiarella]

Can't believe I've only just read all this! I speak to Paula quite a bit and told her to move yards before - glad she has done now! The yard she was at has an awful reputation and goes through members of staff so quickly. I don't want to get too involves but if anyone would like to see their advert on yard and groom for a grooms job pm me....it's actually disgusting the way it's written. Glad you have moved!

 

[Gingerwitch]

Sorry but this is just not on i will have to report you all to the TFC - yes Bertie Button Pusher here !.....

Having fun on a forum.... what the heck.... just not on , not on at all

gw
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[martlin]

Can't believe I've only just read all this! I speak to Paula quite a bit and told her to move yards before - glad she has done now! The yard she was at has an awful reputation and goes through members of staff so quickly. I don't want to get too involves but if anyone would like to see their advert on yard and groom for a grooms job pm me....it's actually disgusting the way it's written. Glad you have moved!

Now, you see, that sort of thing is absolutely unnecessary

 

[rema]

Sorry but this is just not on i will have to report you all to the TFC - yes Bertie Button Pusher here !.....

Having fun on a forum.... what the heck.... just not on , not on at all

gw
x
;d

Go on then...I dare you!!..

 

[Spring Feather]

Can't believe I've only just read all this! I speak to Paula quite a bit and told her to move yards before - glad she has done now! The yard she was at has an awful reputation and goes through members of staff so quickly. I don't want to get too involves but if anyone would like to see their advert on yard and groom for a grooms job pm me....it's actually disgusting the way it's written. Glad you have moved!

If it's the "Gods gift and not hoover-shy" one then I found it witty and funny

 

[Gingerwitch]

Go on then...I dare you!!..

How dare you dare me to dare to push the button !

I have never ever been spoken to in such a manner ! hrumpf

Bertie Button Pusher

 

[martlin]

If it's the "Gods gift and not hoover-shy" one then I found it witty and funny

me, too.
Thing is, it took me all of 30 seconds to find the yard in question, which means that anybody could, and that just isn't cricket.

 

[Littlelegs]

I'm not suprised they go through grooms quickly. After all, if they are held in such low regard its considered acceptable for clients to slag them off on public forums, then I can only imagine how clients treat them in rl.

 

[Tiarella]

I think it's absolutely disgusting!
Nothing funny about it at all.

 

[rema]

PLEASE NO; DRUG USERS, THEIVES, DRAMA QUEENS, BULLIES, HOME SICK CRY BABIES, NO CRIMINAL RECORDS.Excellent self hygiene is a must!!!

Must actually like horses!!!

I want to work here...Sounds like my kind of place..

 

[Gingerwitch]

why would a groom be hoover shy.... do the horses have fitted carpets ??

maybe thats what started the issue - pony nuts on your recently fitted wilton carpet... cant imagine that would go down well ?

 

[Spring Feather]

me, too.
Thing is, it took me all of 30 seconds to find the yard in question, which means that anybody could, and that just isn't cricket.

The Darwin Awards were mentioned on this thread earlier. It would appear that Birds of a feather ...

 

[Tiarella]

Absolutely disgusting you can write that on an advert. Why would anyone EVER apply for a job there?! Every time I look on yard and groom these adverts make my blood boil and people must be so desperate for a job to feel the need to reply.

 

[StoptheCavalry]

This is hilarious and really keeping me entertained while I'm on the sofa poorly!!

Ps I LOVE my new small yard with lovely friendly people (that's because I do not because they might read this!!)

 

[Gingerwitch]

PLEASE NO; DRUG USERS, THEIVES, DRAMA QUEENS, BULLIES, HOME SICK CRY BABIES, NO CRIMINAL RECORDS.Excellent self hygiene is a must!!!

Must actually like horses!!!

I want to work here...Sounds like my kind of place..

well thats me out then ! especially with my smelly cast ! lol

 

[martlin]

I would imagine it has something to do with newly refurbished accommodation?

 

[rema]

As long as you had a clean Merkin i would employ you

 

[LaurenBay]

Ok so GW, Martlin, Rema and Littlelegs. I would just like to say thanks for making my afternoon so fun!! been in stitches

*bows down*

 

[Gingerwitch]

I would imagine it has something to do with newly refurbished accommodation?

What do people do with poor hygine on their carpets ????

 

[Spring Feather]

Nothing funny about it at all.

Oh there is!

 

[rema]

Maybe you need to be De-wormed because you drag your ass on the carpet..

 

[LaurenBay]

And no, I know none of these in RL!!!

Nor am I the Horse (Rema is) the Bloody groom, the YM, The YO ORRRR a fellow livery (is that all?)

 

[Gingerwitch]

What do people do with poor hygine on their carpets ????

She could have bogie patrol on a Monday.... ? and for each bogie she finds stuck on the carpet she could dock your wages .....