FanyDuChamp
Well-Known Member
Dear Cappy,
As you are well aware your are my pride and joy, however there are just a few issues I would like to discuss with you.
When I put you out without a rug it is because the temp is in the mid 60s and not because I am deliberately trying to freeze you to death.
Another issue I would like to raise is, when I put you into a field that is where I would like you to stay, please do not remove the gate.
Furthermore I spend a lot of my money on your supplements, please do me the honour of eating them. Also if you do not like parsnips a simple no would do, you do not need to throw it across the stable to get your point across.
It is not funny when you do your hanibal lecter impression in front of people, just when I am explaining that you are actually a pussy cat.
You are 14, now I know you are turned out with 2 and 3 YOs, but that is to teach them manners, not for you to hoon aaround bucking and rearing like a colt. Physios are expensive!
When in the school and a robin flies past it is not a reason to spook, especially if it is the same robin you allow to perch on your back.
Never in the history of horse kind has a man hole, branch or sheep ever eaten a horse. It is probably fair to assume that the bin that did not eat you yesterday, or the day before or a week ago, will not eat you today.
We know you are intelligent, but trying to kick the vet while studiously avoiding kicking Elizabeth is clever, but not terrible well mannered.
Rubbing yourself on the very kind YO does not make friends and win influence, especially when you are 17-3 and she is a shade over 5ft! Also do NOT sneak out of the field behind your friend, then not allow said YO to catch you, but then stand still and polite when I come out, this is not the way to impress new YOs!
Finally,although you are convined they can, neither B. on one side of you or Fany on the other side are able to steal your food through the bars or over the 7 ft wall! Please don't attck them "just in case"
Your loving mum, and maid service.
As you are well aware your are my pride and joy, however there are just a few issues I would like to discuss with you.
When I put you out without a rug it is because the temp is in the mid 60s and not because I am deliberately trying to freeze you to death.
Another issue I would like to raise is, when I put you into a field that is where I would like you to stay, please do not remove the gate.
Furthermore I spend a lot of my money on your supplements, please do me the honour of eating them. Also if you do not like parsnips a simple no would do, you do not need to throw it across the stable to get your point across.
It is not funny when you do your hanibal lecter impression in front of people, just when I am explaining that you are actually a pussy cat.
You are 14, now I know you are turned out with 2 and 3 YOs, but that is to teach them manners, not for you to hoon aaround bucking and rearing like a colt. Physios are expensive!
When in the school and a robin flies past it is not a reason to spook, especially if it is the same robin you allow to perch on your back.
Never in the history of horse kind has a man hole, branch or sheep ever eaten a horse. It is probably fair to assume that the bin that did not eat you yesterday, or the day before or a week ago, will not eat you today.
We know you are intelligent, but trying to kick the vet while studiously avoiding kicking Elizabeth is clever, but not terrible well mannered.
Rubbing yourself on the very kind YO does not make friends and win influence, especially when you are 17-3 and she is a shade over 5ft! Also do NOT sneak out of the field behind your friend, then not allow said YO to catch you, but then stand still and polite when I come out, this is not the way to impress new YOs!
Finally,although you are convined they can, neither B. on one side of you or Fany on the other side are able to steal your food through the bars or over the 7 ft wall! Please don't attck them "just in case"
Your loving mum, and maid service.
