another joke (flu)

samstar

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FLU


To avoid it

Eat right!

Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies.


Take your vitamins and bump up
your vitamin C.


Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system.


Walk for at least an hour a day,


go for a swim,


take the stairs instead of the lift, etc.


Wash your hands often.
If you can't, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.


Get lots of fresh air.
Open doors & windows whenever possible.


Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.


Get plenty of rest.

OR

Take the doctor's approach. Think about it....
When you go for a flu jab, what do they do first?
They Clean your arm with alcohol...
Why? Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
So.......

I walk to the pub. (exercise)
I put lime in my vodka...(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on
the patio..(fresh air)
Tell rude jokes and laugh....(eliminate stress)
Then I pass out. (rest)

The way I see it...

If you keep your alcohol levels up,
flu germs can't get you!

As my grandmother always said,
'A shot in the glass
is better than one in the ass!'

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Bay_Beasty

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I'm not laughing, mainly coz I have flu, or did last week, had Friday off as I couldn't breathe and felt rubbish, got some Anti b's off my Father (GP), made sure they were my special ones that I can take as I am allergic to Penicillin. Saturday felt rubbish still, Sunday was flat on my back and came out in a horrid rash all over, allergic to Erythromycin now too!!! Not funny, so have had today off also (as well as a horrid weekend) and my stupid immune system has reduced the amount of drugs I can take to a very small number, and I am red and itchy all over!!!!

Sorry, sore point.
 
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