Another silly dog thread!

[pistolpete]

There’s a bowl kindly left at the cemetery I walk through with the dog that you can offer your dog water from. Meg often stops for a drink after Zoomies. Yesterday she stopped had a drink and then peed in the bowl!! What’s the weirdest thing your dog has peed on? Dogs are funny! I rinsed it out and refilled of course!

 

[Cortez]

I make costumes for film and TV (amongst other things), and I had a dress for a royal bride up on the tailor’s dummy - very rich embroidered silk - when one of my dogs apparently cocked a leg, something I didn’t notice at the time. It was only when dressing the actress that a certain wet patch was found: no time to do anything, so the Piddled On Princess was sent to set: she didn’t notice, and I said nothing…..

 

[meleeka]

This thread is quite timely as I’m currently on holiday. Last year we stayed in a luxurious chalet in Wales and my dog peed on the bed. Totally my fault as we’d been to the beach and It didn’t occur to me she hadn’t had a wee all day (apparently you can’t we on a beach ). We came home and went straight in from the car. It wouldn’t have been too bad but it was a massive wee (she’s a German Shepherd) and the bedding was white . It soaked through the quilt, so I spent the evening trying to wash a kingsize quilt and cover and had to sleep with nothing but my coat over me that night.

She’s been impeccably behaved this time, but all bedrooms doors are kept closed, just in case.

 

[Gloi]

I seem to attract other people's dogs that wee on my boots/legs when I'm not alert.

 

[Cortez]

I seem to attract other people's dogs that wee on my boots/legs when I'm not alert.

I was judging a Riding Club show and the resident Jack Russel came up for a pet, or so I thought - cute lil’ chap says I, but nooo: he expressed his opinion of my decisions in no uncertain manner by wizzing up my leg FROM BEHIND so I didn’t notice until a certain creeping dampness became evident…..

 

[ArklePig]

Not my dog, but I was once waiting outside Dunnes Stores in the lobby, with my shopping on the floor by my feet,when a terrier ran in peed on my shopping and ran off again

My dog is a lady, she only goes on grass (carpet at a push).

 

[skinnydipper]

I was talking to my neighbour when his own dog peed up his leg.

 

[CorvusCorax]

My leg, a sleeping puppy's head.

My female used to dash into the living room when she was a puppy, climb on top of my giant beanbag and piss on it.

 

[Smitty]

During his terrier racing days, I would shove Jones in the trap and my friend would be at the end attempting to catch him. This worked well until one day in the final she grabbed him at the end, picked him up to carry him back and he peed all down her arm, he was so overexcited

 

[AmyMay]

There’s a bowl kindly left at the cemetery I walk through with the dog that you can offer your dog water from. Meg often stops for a drink after Zoomies. Yesterday she stopped had a drink and then peed in the bowl!! What’s the weirdest thing your dog has peed on? Dogs are funny! I rinsed it out and refilled of course!

We have a dog that comes for daycare that will pee on my dogs bowl if it’s still down.

 

[Gloi]

I was judging a Riding Club show and the resident Jack Russel came up for a pet, or so I thought - cute lil’ chap says I, but nooo: he expressed his opinion of my decisions in no uncertain manner by wizzing up my leg FROM BEHIND so I didn’t notice until a certain creeping dampness became evident…..

Sounds about right, it's normally been Jack Russells peeing on me. Once when I was waiting to go in an inhand class.

 

[pistolpete]

My lovely old Springer peed into a ladies wellie on a walk once. So mortifying!

 

[rabatsa]

I was once mortified that my greyhound cocked his leg on a friends log basket in her lounge. She laughed and said that every male dog which had been in that room had done the same.

 

[islander]

My Airedale bitch peed on a chap’s golf club bag just as he was about to take a put on the green. Luckily he wasn’t too annoyed.

 

[Christmascinnamoncookie]

There’s a drinking tree at the end of the walk. Mitch takes a drink then pees on it.

 

[FFAQ]

My old Dalmatian x Collie (sorry, I just could never bring myself to call him a Dollie) peed on my ex twice - both times when he had jumped into the river to retrieve Kong toys that Cooper couldn't possibly bring back after taking them in for a swim. To be fair, it was the only nice thing that man ever did so it's a fond memory .
Cooper also used to be a bugger for peeing on our spaniel's head