Anyone else had a strange experience whilst hacking out?

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Last night my friend was riding through the woods and was about 1 minute off the road.... Anyhow she came accross 2 men in a rather dodgey position doing something they shouldn't (I wont go into detail but I'm sure you've all clocked on)

Anyhow 1 bloke runs off into his car and vanish and the other blokes just walked off. My friend said she didn't know who was embarrassed more, her or them!!

Anyhow we were wondering whether to report it as it was in a woods where plenty of people (and children) go walking through there and it was only half 4 in the afternoon!!

What do you think
 
Oops how embarrassing!! I've never seen anything strange :( I am well known for going round with my eyes closed though and never noticing things
 
I was hacking past some gardens on bridleway happened to glance over fence as was very low and a man wearing just a pink pinny was dancing around singing while cleaning saw us a hid very funny
 
Years ago in our teens we came across a parked car on a deserted track, with a couple 'socializing'. Have to say, being teens we took great delight in leaning down to knock on windows, point, wave & laugh. Also found a very embarrassed man weeing behind a tree. Poor bloke obviously thought it was a secluded place to relieve himself by the look of shock on his face when a group of riders appeared.
 
Technically what they were doing was an offence (in every sense of the word) as it was a public area.

I found a couple shagging in a car parked at the side of a lane when I was out walking the dog. They were being very loud, I could hear them long before I even reached the car :eek: and made no attempt to cover up even though they saw me walking past. So I phoned the police and by the time I came back past 5 minutes later (I had to as it was the only way back to my house) a police car was parked alongside and a sheepish looking couple were being spoken to very severely!
 
When I used to teach I used to take the helpers out on a hack. There had been a few reports of liverys saying they had been flashed by a youngish man . It had all gone quiet and no reports for over a month, I was finishing the hack heading back to yard when a guy jumped out of the bushes semi naked juggled about and jumped back into the bushes. I was very unprofessional and burst into fits of laughter. When we got back to the yard the girls were shook up but said that me laughing helped them.
The police attended but I don't think he was ever caught
 
I had a wicked friend once who used to live down a track that was often used for this purpose...he used to get out of his car when driving past, knock on their roof, look into the car, say very loudly "Oh no, not you again!" then drive off slowly giggling at the mayhem inside he had caused!
 
This thread made me chuckle.

My four friends and I once saw the local lady tramp and local chap tramp doing it in the hedge on a piece of carpet. We all found that highly amusing.

I also had the village weirdo grab my reins and my leg, which was extraordinarily distressing given I was 13, but is now retold as a good story at Christmas get-togethers.
 
Plenty of people being 'caught short' behind trees and bushes... but don't think I've had the delight of catching anyone doing 'the other activity'...

Met some kids racing down the lane on a home made go-cart, don't see that every day!
 
Well this may seem very hard to believe but about 30 years ago my MIL and I were out riding and having had a good gallop over the mountain we decided to walk back along the road for them to cool off when we saw a man walking along the road with a baby elephant! Still not sure why he had an elephant or why he was walking it along the road. Never saw him again or the elephant.
 
We ride past our local naturist every day (not because of him I hasten to add, because that's the bridleway out of the yard!). He is often seen "watering the plants" (no, not like that, with a watering can!) which gives us all a laugh, teehee.
 
CobsGalore said:
An Elephant????

Seriously, had you guys been doing hallucinogenics? lol
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Yes I am serious it was a bit of a shock to us too, the horses weren't that impressed either. My MIL and I were talking about this the other day and laughing that no one would believe us. Really don't know what a baby elephant was doing in a small village in West Wales.
 
Crugeran Celt said:
Well this may seem very hard to believe but about 30 years ago my MIL and I were out riding and having had a good gallop over the mountain we decided to walk back along the road for them to cool off when we saw a man walking along the road with a baby elephant! Still not sure why he had an elephant or why he was walking it along the road. Never saw him again or the elephant.
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Ah now this reminds me of when a member of a circus family bought a house right opposite some beautiful private woods where only a handful of us had permission to ride. The owner (elderly lady) was walking her dogs one day when she was practically mown down by the circus lady on a camel :eek: needless to say the fences went up a few days later and we all lost our lovely hacking :(

I did ride round a corner out hacking a couple of years ago to be met with the sight of a large white bottom - it was a lady having a wee right in the middle of the path. I looked the other way and said "carry on, I won't look!". I see her walking quite often and she still can't look me in the eye :D
 
I was once out hacking & I saw a friends car parked up I could see him sat in the drivers seat. So I rode up & was about to knock on the window to say 'hello'..... Until I realised he was getting some...ahem...oral stimulation.
As if that wasn't embarrassing enough the young lady providing the stimulation wasn't his long term girlfriend ;)
 
As a child I came across a couple in the long grass being very intimate and was perfectly prepared to trot by briskly and pretend I hadn't seen but my pony had other ideas and headed over to them and started sniffing and snorting. They were mortified and a rather scared but no amount of yanking and pony club kicking would shift the pony until she was satisfied she'd seen enough.
 
Yes!

Was out hacking with my daughter (then about 6 or 7) and someone else from the yard and spotted a man standing just off the path, naked from the waist down, trousers over his arm, erm . . . "enjoying" himself. He actually stepped up onto the path as we rode past. I was quite concerned about my daughter (who was trailing a little behind us) so made sure I stopped Rocky (big, black ISH) near the man while I waited for her to catch up. Apparently he had surprised a hack from the same yard comprised solely of young children just before we passed him. I did report him to the police to discover that he was well known locally and it took another year for the police to catch him.

He was known in our house as "the willy waver" . . . very glad when he was caught :).

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I rode past a couple doing their thing in a car parked on one of the wee rodes nearish the barn last spring. Thought about riding up to the car and putting my horse's face against the window. I imagined the surprise you would feel, just as things were getting hot and steamy, to look up and see a big horse face staring at you through the window. Then I chickened out and rode away.

Last month, I was on the road and a car came zipping past at about 35mph with a lad riding on the roof. As the car zoomed by, the lad climbed back in through the window.
 
pansymouse said:
As a child I came across a couple in the long grass being very intimate and was perfectly prepared to trot by briskly and pretend I hadn't seen but my pony had other ideas and headed over to them and started sniffing and snorting. They were mortified and a rather scared but no amount of yanking and pony club kicking would shift the pony until she was satisfied she'd seen enough.
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OMG. Ponies!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
We used to get a lot of this at the end of the track to our stables, one guy kept coming back every week with a girl in his citroen, and they weren't shy! :eek: One time the old village tinker man told him to move and he got told to f off. Village tinker man got into his L200 with tow point and reversed into the guys car before driving off, never saw the dirty shagger again :D
 
Now I feel seriously deprived (not depraved ..) I have never seen a flasher nor intimate couple! I am obviously not hacking out enough in the right areas!

There used to be a flasher who regularly used to wave his tackle at the girls on my old school playing field - I never saw him!
 
Ha ha, these are great! Years ago I walked my share horse (he was injured) passed a car with a man having some 'alone time' in the front seat but these daysthe only things I have come across are groups of young people drinking - I have to say they have been very polite, picked up all of their things and stood out of the way - I always say thank you and get a 'nae bother missus' in response :D
However as I have just moved Deano next to a well known dogging spot (please note: this is not why we moved :D ) I may have some interesting tales to share in the future!
 
pansymouse said:
As a child I came across a couple in the long grass being very intimate and was perfectly prepared to trot by briskly and pretend I hadn't seen but my pony had other ideas and headed over to them and started sniffing and snorting. They were mortified and a rather scared but no amount of yanking and pony club kicking would shift the pony until she was satisfied she'd seen enough.
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Similar to this.....once went on a riding school trip, back in the day.....we took the ponies to Bridlington and there used to be a naturist beach there, don't know if there still is......we cantered a bit too far and strayed onto said beach, mostly populated by middle aged people naked picnicking. Small pony I was on saw the food and marched on over, despite me hauling away on the reins.

He wouldn't leave until he'd been fed several apples and a few crisps.

I was only about 8, didn't know where to look:o
 
I've had a couple lying down in the grass, jump up very quickly and very red faced when they heard me coming.

I was just getting ready to go out one day and leading neddy to the mounting block and just happened to look up at the bedroom window of the holiday cottage and there was a guy standing there starkers having a cuppa:D

Again I was out riding early one morning and there's some holiday chalets on one of the rides, turned the corner to find about 4 or 5 people lying on the track and in the corn field sleeping off hangovers! We had to practically step over one of the bodies to get by.
 
Out on a hack with a friend, we were riding along a narrow lane, a car pulled over to let us ride past. As we went by we both said thank you to the driver only to realise he was calmly sat there completely naked. Not a stitch. As mature women we did the only thing we could do which was to hurtle back to the yard laughing so hysterically we almost fell off. It was a Saturday and the yard was full of the yard brats about to set off for a ride, we had to stop them but they were all for hounding the bloke down with lunge whips and pitchforks in true Thelwell style.
 
Yes, same here, years and years ago tho saw a stemed up car bouncing around on a track, being about 13 at the time and in a group, we couldn't resist jeering and tapping out riding sticks on the car!

On a sadder note my then YO came across a body in a ditch on her hack. It turned out to be a GP who had disappeared from our town a few weeks earlier. Next to him were several pill bottles and empty whiskey bottles. Glad I missed out on that one.

Oh just remembered, nearly trod on a fox once which was sunbathing on the path between the standing wheat and the hedge. My mare didn't really see him either until he leapt to his feet and ran into the wheat!
 
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