Anyone got a spare desk I can borrow?

[numptynoelle]

Just need to bash my head against it for a moment!

Seen an advert for...wait for it...Boxerranian puppies









Yes, they are exactly what you think they are...

Quality breeding mind you - "full pedigree champion boxer and black full pedigree pomeranian" The mind boggles a bit when you consider logistics, perhaps stepladders were involved?!

Only £450 a pup. Bargainous.

 

[MurphysMinder]

"full pedigree champion boxer" , would the owner of a champion really do this, if so I need more than a desk.

 

[CorvusCorax]

How, and....why?

I was thinking, to put all this German/English, SV-stylee/KC-fans infighting nonsense to bed, we should combine the German national breed with a Great British Institution.

Now taking bookings for Swamps x Bella

Old English Sheepdog (with epilepsy) x a totally mental midget German Shepherd with no health tests.

Both bred in the purple!

A snip at £1k.

 

[reindeerlover]

Jeez, I hope the dam is the boxer?? Do they dock the tails? Or only if they're "working" as ridiculously ugly mongrels?

 

[Spudlet]

Huh? Wha...? How? HOW? And WHY??? Oh no wait, £450 a pup, that answers the last one anyway

MM, I think a desk could be just the thing if you get hold of it by the leg and get a good swing going.

 

[MurphysMinder]

Good idea spudlet (flexes desk swinging muscles).
With regard to how, dogs can be very enterprising, we once caught a GSD bitch at the height of season lying down for our chihuahua male! We were just in time to stop him, he would have disappeared

 

[Ranyhyn]

What does that mating bring to a dog?? The mind boggles!!