Birker2020
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My friend is setting up a massage parlour. Does anyone have a funny or unusual business name that she can call it?
Anyone have a funny name for a massage parlour?
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geronimostilton
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Here's the Rub
only_me
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rub-a-dub
Lucy_Nottingham
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friendly hands!
DollyDolls
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Dare I say it, unless it is actually a brothel, you may want to steer clear of amusing names.
T-Bag
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My friend is setting up a massage parlour. Does anyone have a funny or unusual business name that she can call it?
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what's her rates?
My friend is setting up a massage parlour. Does anyone have a funny or unusual business name that she can call it?
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what's her rates?
Scribbles
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CorvusCorax
Deary me...
Do you mean an actual massage parlour (!) or is she a proper massuese and wants to offer, ahem, above board treatments?
Birker2020
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No - its not that kind of massage parlour!!
She is a masseuse, and its just a normal massage parlour she is hoping to set up - you know the sort of thing, sports injuries, etc.
Ha, she is killing herself laughing now sat next to me at work, I have just told her what you have said! Maybe you are right it does make it a bit 'dodgy' if it has a funny name. She doesn't want to be boring though and use her name or initials.
Ha, she is killing herself laughing now sat next to me at work, I have just told her what you have said! Maybe you are right it does make it a bit 'dodgy' if it has a funny name. She doesn't want to be boring though and use her name or initials.
T-Bag
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No - its not that kind of massage parlour!!
She is a masseuse, and its just a normal massage parlour she is hoping to set up - you know the sort of thing, sports injuries, etc.
Ha, she is killing herself laughing now sat next to me at work, I have just told her what you have said! Maybe you are right it does make it a bit 'dodgy' if it has a funny name. She doesn't want to be boring though and use her name or initials.
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so are you saying that the name 'Massage extras' wouldn't fit?
No - its not that kind of massage parlour!!
Ha, she is killing herself laughing now sat next to me at work, I have just told her what you have said! Maybe you are right it does make it a bit 'dodgy' if it has a funny name. She doesn't want to be boring though and use her name or initials.
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so are you saying that the name 'Massage extras' wouldn't fit?
Chico Mio
Antedeluvian
Massage parlours with funny names tend to be for funny business
Probably best to stick to something professional sounding.
CorvusCorax
Deary me...
Phew, I thought this forum was getting too liberal for its' own good
Cliqmo
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Magic Touch
Rub & Run
Knots Away
Any of these might be okay(??) if followed by something more formal like 'Professional Masseuse Services'
Rub & Run
Knots Away
Any of these might be okay(??) if followed by something more formal like 'Professional Masseuse Services'
Dubsie
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Stress Busters
PapaFrita
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The Rub Inn
Pedantic
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Something professional, mmmmmm, how about Executive Releif, maybe not
