LittleBlackMule
Well-Known Member
Scenario:
In the middle of the night five horses get out because some tit left a gate open. They end up charging several miles down a main road which is still quite busy at that hour due to traffic being diverted off a nearby motorway due to roadworks. The police are called, either by motorists or residents woken by the clattering hooves on the road outside, probably both, and a car attends.
However one car isn't enough and several cars are needed to stop traffic in both directions, while officers herd the horses into a side lane. They then use their cars to corral the horses in the lane while the unfortunate owner of nearby stables is dragged out of bed to come and deal with them.
So in all no minor operation.
And yet...
The next morning, attempting to find out where they have ended up, the horses' owner calls the police to ask if there have been any reports or incidents involving loose horses in the area, and is told there haven't been any!
How does that work then?

In the middle of the night five horses get out because some tit left a gate open. They end up charging several miles down a main road which is still quite busy at that hour due to traffic being diverted off a nearby motorway due to roadworks. The police are called, either by motorists or residents woken by the clattering hooves on the road outside, probably both, and a car attends.
However one car isn't enough and several cars are needed to stop traffic in both directions, while officers herd the horses into a side lane. They then use their cars to corral the horses in the lane while the unfortunate owner of nearby stables is dragged out of bed to come and deal with them.
So in all no minor operation.
And yet...
The next morning, attempting to find out where they have ended up, the horses' owner calls the police to ask if there have been any reports or incidents involving loose horses in the area, and is told there haven't been any!
How does that work then?