Anyone want The Moo????

[Slinkyunicorn]

The stupid dog buggered off this morning when I was doing the horses

. No idea which way he went or where but was starting to panic when I couldn't find him (been gone abotu 20 mins by then) - we are surrounded by fields and very full fast flowing brooks - and there was no sign of him in any direction

. I headed off in the car - no sign towards the village and then turned round to go the other way towards the gamekeppers cottage when the silly sod came sauntering round the corner

.

He was wet and scared

- wouldn't come to me to start with - got him in the car and bought him home. He now has a full tummy and is fast asleep on his bed and appears to be none the worse for his little adventure.

I, on the other hand, am still having a heart attack...................

So anyone want him??

 

[Spudlet]

Yes, I'll take him off your hands at the beach

 

[Vizslak]

Silly maxi moo! Glad he's home safe and sound.
Thanks for your offer but I could do without another one to add to my mini heart attack rate!

 

[CorvusCorax]

Ah, I know that feeling, just replace 'wet and scared' with 'chest heaving, covered in crap and slightly lame' and you're there!!!!

I lost B for a bit last week and I had that 'catch on my chest' between shouting his name and running full pelt through the woods after him, all day!
And I didn't bloody feed him

Glad he is back safe and sound x

 

[Helanw]

Pop him in a jiffy bag and send him over here, I keep telling my OH 2 dogs are just not enough!

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

Right Spudlet I have witnesses he is all yours.............

in the event you change your mind I have an extra large jiffy bag for wimpalot...............

All I can think is that he went across the fields and then through the brook to have come out on that part of the lane - was over half a mile away from home.........

Didn't know whether to beat him, kill him or hug him

.......we settled for a hug - although I feel trying to sleep on my bed is taking the p*ss.............

 

[WoopsiiD]

I'll take him!-just don't tell the folks, they might not realise they have two dogs in the house!
Millie did this last week and Ma was all set to find her a new home!

She scaled a 6ft fence at 5am and didn't come home till 8am. Ma was in bits as their house backs onto a railway line and last year her beloved cat was hit by a train lost both legs on the right hand side and still managed to crawl home.

Ma was in bits (well so was Calliecat

ok that was a sick joke) and she was convinced that Millie was a gonna.
Turns out daft dog was next door all the time!

 

[Cedars]

LOL Woopsi thats not funny but your sick joke made me laugh LOL xxxx

 

[WoopsiiD]

flamehead I'm glad it made you laugh!!
As I pressed enter I thought ooops maybe I shouldn't have said that! I have a bit of a morbid sense of humour.