argghhh fat pony in the wrong field!!

[bex1984]

Went to get pony in from his field this evening....and he wasn't there!!! Nearly had a heart attack and went dashing off to find other liveries to tell them he had vanished. They looked at me like I was utterly insane and said he was in the field with the other gelding and had I not put him there?!

Well, no. Ponio had to stay in last night, and another livery offered to turn him out for me, so I said that would be great and told her which field he's in. She obviously didn't quite take it in, and just put him out with his usual fieldmate

He is supposed to be on his own in a field with hardly any grass - his fieldmate has recently been moved to a field that has been rested for weeks...and that's where my pony ended up today!

So that's all my hard work keeping him on a diet undone in one day

but it was an innocent mistake really - my fault, I should have turned him out myself. He was one happy, stuffed pony this evening....

 

[Shilasdair]

I'm listening for the bang....
S

 

[bex1984]

bang?

 

[Shilasdair]

What, do you think I'm too far away to hear when he er...explodes?
S

 

[bex1984]

I think you'll hear it, it will be pretty spectacular!

Can you get liposuction for ponies?!

 

[Shilasdair]

If any bits of him fly past, I'll try to gather them up

Liposuction would be good...but he might look like a giant shrivelled raisin afterwards

S

 

[bex1984]

hmmm is that an improvement on a hippo I wonder?

 

[Shilasdair]

Well, raisins don't wallow in mud, I suppose....
This is getting a little abstract even for me

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[Christmas_Kate]

LMAO!!

Sorry, I can just imagine what he was thinking ...... "PARTAY!!!!"

 

[bex1984]

I shall just hope he doesn't explode I think, and will go back to fighting his flab without resorting to liopsuction!

 

[bex1984]

I know! He was VERY pleased with himself, and wasn't too happy about being brought in from that field!

 

[horsymum]

me want him

 

[bex1984]

There might be enough of him to split him into two ponies to be honest!