as a change from 'things non-horsy people say'

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Just spotted a question on a horse group's facebook page which has made me giggle:

'How many of you use your dishwasher to wash your bits?'


Must admit, despite being horsy, my first thought was - that sounds very uncomfortable at 70 degrees celsius...::eek:
 
Suppose it's cheaper than having a bidet fitted, could be a bit embarrassing if anyone needs something from the kitchen though. :eek:
 
Haha! I am proud to say that unlike all of you I have a very clean/horsey mind and that never crossed it!!
 
LaurenyLou said:
Haha! I am proud to say that unlike all of you I have a very clean/horsey mind and that never crossed it!!
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my point exactly!!
edited to add - does anyone else have examples of things that horsy people say, that would tickle the non-horsy folk?
I guess we're not the best people to recognise them though.
 
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im fat and forty five.....and during the blacksmiths visit learnt he hadn t ever ridden a horse. He s a nice looking young lad.
As i left and in front of about five people a said goodbye and told him to give me a ring if he ever fancied a ride.
Poor lad looked horrified!
 
"What's that plastic thing on that horse?"

It was a child, but a horsey child.

...the plastic thing? Lets just say one of the geldings was quite "relaxed" ha!
 
I worked on a riding school yard as a teen and one of ym 10yr old helpers came running into the yard screaming peggys had a foal peggys had a foal well we have no stallions and peggy (strawberry roan cob) had been with us long enough not to of been in foal by suprise so i assumed the child was playing some practical joke but she was most inssistant and i walked up to the paddock to check with her to find peggy with kizzie the ginger and white shetland curled up between her legs :-)
 
Aww hawks thats cute! A bit off topic but I once had a friend believe that my hen was in labour, she was dust bathing! Haha.
 
pony&cow said:
Aww hawks thats cute! A bit off topic but I once had a friend believe that my hen was in labour, she was dust bathing! Haha.
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It was more the fact the girl new both ponies well and didnt recognize the shetland that had me giggling bless her i love my kiddy helpers they come out with some really funny questions
 
I do remember something....

I was clipping with the loud liverymans in the stables (which is in the back garden) and my OH (sitting in the kitchen) was convinced I was having a jolly with a rampant bunny....

Still doesn't believe me.
 
I used to do Anne Summers parties many moons ago. Someone once asked me if they could wash their purchase in the dishwasher!! :o They weren't talking about underwear! :D
 
I made the mistake of going in a chat room in the naive belief I might make some new friends to talk to, I used my business name of unicornleather, big mistake, I was inundated with sleazy questions and offers.
I've also had lurid suggestions about one of my email addresses which is unicornleather@excite.com
I never gave either a thought until I received a lot of unwanted attention from both men and women!
Oz
 
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