attention-getting breeches...!

Please tell me no one would wear these in public?!?!?!?
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Please!!! Awful hideous things.
 
Oh good god - I think the sahara colour is far worse than the cream!! I guess you could (almost) get away with the dark ones as wierdly they do actually look quite comfy (so long as you didn't need to leave the yard and go out in public!!)........still wouldn't be pursuaded tho!!
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Are they like those "bum push up" jeans someone tried to market a few years ago?

I wouldn't wear them personally, but I have a few gay friends who might...
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haha now that's a nicer image...! i might like them on a guy!
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i really love the wording too: "double surface fabric camouflages figure challenges..."
 
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I think what bothers me most about them is the space between the two bum-cheeks... it just draws way too much attention to that exact area - you might as well paint a target on your bottom...

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yes, that's exactly it, the gap below the bum cheeks and the panel on the back of the thighs too. it's a bit too "woo hoo boys, look at THESE buns!!!" for me.
if i get down to a size 8 then maybe i'll think "what the hell, i've earned them!"
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Hahaha yes! However, they MIGHT just work on some of those tall, gorgeous, long-legged dressage gays a' la' Spencer Wilton though...

(I think the effect would be somewhat different on a 30-something, stumpy-legged 5'3'' scruffbag like myself)
 
They're comfy - I promise you! Borrowed a pair at a show when I had a white breech- hoof black disaster.

Don;t own any but they were so nice that I'd consider buying a pair
 
They shouldn't bother with all that panel guff. They should just sell them as 'NOT WHITE - instantly slimming' breeches...
 
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it's a bit too "woo hoo boys, look at THESE buns!!!" for me.


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tee hee.

for those of us without real cleavage... bum cleavage!
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my mate's OH happily volunteered to help as a fence judge at LD at the weekend purely for the treat of watching girls in tight cream jodhs all day. maybe these are the answer to getting more volunteers!
 
ccripes they are....uuummmm...different?...
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do they do a chaps version with panels on the front for those whyo are 'less anotomically gifted' eg from the looks of it OT wouldn't need a pair!
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I think what bothers me most about them is the space between the two bum-cheeks... it just draws way too much attention to that exact area - you might as well paint a target on your bottom...

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yes, that's exactly it, the gap below the bum cheeks and the panel on the back of the thighs too. it's a bit too "woo hoo boys, look at THESE buns!!!" for me.
if i get down to a size 8 then maybe i'll think "what the hell, i've earned them!"
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Im an 8 and would seriously NOT wear them lol!! I'll stick to my ol faithful MT breeches!
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Not my cup of tea but could look better in a darker colour. If you find any that make your behind look bigger though please let me know & I'll be first in the queue
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Pardon WHAT?
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Not my cup of tea but could look better in a darker colour. If you find any that make your behind look bigger though please let me know & I'll be first in the queue
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N, i would cheerfully commit murder to have your problem!
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iirc they sell pants in Japan with fat panniers on the sides to give slimline japanese girls western-looking chunky 'hips'. nice extra padding in case you ever fall off too, i guess! i don't think it's a business opportunity though, you might well be the only woman in the U.K. who wants a bigger bum...
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Yuck, they really are gross! only in America!

And they are $240 as well- they'd surely have to pay someone to wear them!.......
 
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Not my cup of tea but could look better in a darker colour. If you find any that make your behind look bigger though please let me know & I'll be first in the queue
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Pardon WHAT?
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put it this way, when N and I took horses to do a bit of 'modelling' locally last year, i handed my horse over to a male model, N stood in for female model who was a bit wimpy about being around horses, as she is enviably super-slim!

Chloe, i'm having to pour brain bleach into my ears to get rid of that image. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. thanks.
 
Haha - sounds great, must check that out.

I need a bigger everything, believe me you wouldn't like it so much. It's a nightmare trying to get things to fit and not look swamped in everything, good if you can get away with kiddy sizes though, prices are fab.
 
I've seen these in the flesh - and yes they are fairly hypnotising and I sent far too long studying another females behind wondering what on earth they were!
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I would never wear them, as I don't want people fixating on my posterior
 
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