Bad horse free to a good home

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JinglebellJessi & MistletoeMagic

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16.2 Anglo Arab. 18 years old.

Massive pansy, pretends to be your shadow, doesn't like anything.

Has incredible aim with all parts of his body, including a particular specialty at hitting you in the face with his tail.
Eats like a champion, runs like a centipede with one leg.

Only for sale as owner didn't appriciate todays bite mark on her bum cheek, which is now sporting 2 wonderul bruises. Obviously owners fault for stopping to do some poo picking and HRH Prince following an inch behind and hit her in the back.

Please pm your address and i'll leave him outside your door. Be prepared to take out shares in various horsefeeds, he will eat so much of it, it would be simpler and cheaper to move beside a feed shop.

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Anyone?
 
GlamourPuss86 said:
Haha having a good day then?!
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I cried, im angry but his confused face when he walked into the back of me what hilarious, unfortuantly i shouted for him to go away and he took it out on my arse.

Queenbee said:
Aww bless him, it's a love bite don't you know! ;). Love the new rug... He looks so much better :).
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Haha, im glad it wasn't on my neck them! Im tempted to take a picture to show the almost perfect indentions of his teeth that have already come up. In a few days il be able to see every detail of his teeth. Dentists will be able to make him a pair of dentures! His rug is pretty, he doesn't like the stable much, especially when the door is closed so he's eating in it to get used to it (;
J x
 
My mare bit me on my bum as I was picking her feet out. I swear I actually heard her teeth click together through the large mouthful of my flesh. She was 7 months pregnant, so I put it down to hormones and let her have that one. I was so impressed with the bruising, I did actually post it on here at the time.

He is looking really well. Not posted on your threads before, but have been following his progress.
 
Surely You are being a bit harsh on the poor horse he was only showing you how much he loves you - it could of been much worse - he could of trashed his new rug :)
 
Swapsies?!

I'll take yours if you a fancy a 13.3hh New Forest with a SOH - loves untying himself to go rummage through other horses feed, mineral licks, hay and even take himself into other horses stable. Loves to steal mucking out equipment too, to 'help' - but good luck getting the broom back, he refuses to let go! Gets fat on thin air, or possibly because he steals every inch of food going from any unsuspecting horse or human.

He likes to think he's still wild & will happily make you walk across a 20 acre field to catch him - but don't worry, because if he wants to come in, he'll shimmy under the field fencing and bring himself in & create havoc on the yard.

You'll need a share in either a rug company or a sewing company - he believes keeping up with the latest rug design is important & will happily destroy a rug a week in the winter to keep up to date with the latest must have design.

He's barefoot, as no farrier has yet to complete a trim, much less get a shoe on him but is quite happy to play ball for an uber expensive EP lady to give him his pedicure.

He loves vets, especially if he can get hold of their clothing and suck on it ... Getting him to let go of them, is the hard part!

I'll send mine First Class, yes?! X

ETA: he'll let you know if he wants to go out, by undoing every lock on his stable &/or lobbing the nearest feed bowl at you. He'll also let you know if he'd rather not work - by lying down, he's considerate like that.
 
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star26 said:
I do love a good prince update! He looks great. Do i spy a bit of a bulging-belly under that snazzy new rug?- hope so! :)
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Yes actually! His rug is getting tighter!

NativePonyLover said:
Swapsies?!

I'll take yours if you a fancy a 13.3hh New Forest with a SOH - loves untying himself to go rummage through other horses feed, mineral licks, hay and even take himself into other horses stable. Loves to steal mucking out equipment too, to 'help' - but good luck getting the broom back, he refuses to let go! Gets fat on thin air, or possibly because he steals every inch of food going from any unsuspecting horse or human.

He likes to think he's still wild & will happily make you walk across a 20 acre field to catch him - but don't worry, because if he wants to come in, he'll shimmy under the field fencing and bring himself in & create havoc on the yard.

You'll need a share in either a rug company or a sewing company - he believes keeping up with the latest rug design is important & will happily destroy a rug a week in the winter to keep up to date with the latest must have design.

He's barefoot, as no farrier has yet to complete a trim, much less get a shoe on him but is quite happy to play ball for an uber expensive EP lady to give him his pedicure.

He loves vets, especially if he can get hold of their clothing and suck on it ... Getting him to let go of them, is the hard part!

I'll send mine First Class, yes?! X

ETA: he'll let you know if he wants to go out, by undoing every lock on his stable &/or lobbing the nearest feed bowl at you. He'll also let you know if he'd rather not work - by lying down, he's considerate like that.
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Sounds exactly like my last NF pony, and i absolutly loved him! I'd do just about anything for another cheeky nf gelding, instead i bought a mare.

NOT THE SAME!
 
My old girl used to love nipping my bum just to hear me squeak. (Knicker elastic was fair game too.) There was no malice in it, it was just one of her many little tricks that she liked to play on me and she was really careful to get just the tinyest amount between the very edges of her teeth. I would turn round and pretend to tell her off and the look on her face was hilarious - got you! One time she overstepped the mark with something in the stable and I told her off royally, really read her the riot act. I made her stay in the back corner while I berated her, then when I hinted that I had forgiven her and she shouldn't be so mean to someone who spent so much money on her and told her how lucky she was compared to many others, I turned around to open the stable door, and yes, you've guessed it, my bum copped for it. She always had the last word and clearly that was how it was spelled that day! I suppose you could argue that it was her revenge for me giving her bum loud kisses when I was behind her. For years she used to look daggers at me for doing it, but eventually she stopped caring about the indignity of it all.
 
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