Baydale
Well-Known Member
I'll keep this short and sweet (not!), as I'm tired, grumpy and not looking forward to my 2hr drive home.
I was so looking forward to HumungaHorse's last novice outing, but it seemed that he'd either got out of bed the wrong side or was just not up for it yesterday.
He came out with his "I hate dressage" face, and as anyone who saw me warm up will testify, I had one hell of a job to get his lazy a**e underneath him and get him off his head. There was much hissing, growling, abrupt transitions and the odd Pony Club kick thrown in for good measure. So how typical that he then goes in, does his "butter-wouldn't-melt-in-my-mouth" look to charm the judge and gets 27.1.
She even overlooked his kick out at my spur when I asked for medium canter on the circle, and put "a bit unbalanced" (I shall actively seek her out in future, lovely lady that she is.
) The nearest mark to him was 30.3, so almost a showjump in the lead.
It was a bit of a bunfight warming up for the showjumping, not helped by someone breaking a wing of the oxer which created a backlog of irate riders desperate to jump it. Not much camaraderie between us all at that point.
He felt flat and uninspired, but I went in with my "How to jump the Huge Horse" method clear in my mind. The first three were fine, but then he had number 4 down - small upright downhill - fab through the double, fab to the big yellow oxer but then had the upright down (on a related distance after the oxer), both he just rolled behind. And to really finish me off he was bone bl***y idle going into the spooky orange double and had the first part down behind. I could have cried, as after Purston when he tried so hard I thought we were getting there, but it felt like I was driving a car with four flat tyres.
I did my quick post-performance analysis - when I put my leg on he didn't get more active and lighter on his forehand, he got flatter and longer - then put it to bed in my mind and decided to run him cross country anyway. That at least would cheer me up.
Well it almost did, but he just wasn't himself. This is the horse that you normally hear before you see him, squeaking and bucking and generally having a huge amount of fun playing with the course. All I got was the big, flat, dull version of that horse; the other version took off with me after each fence at Purston, going "wheeeeeee" with a face like this
The one I got at BCA had none of that, and was just a bit
. He did everything really efficiently and made it feel intro-sized, but there was no joy in him. I guessed there was something wrong when he wouldn't take a polo - unheard of for him - so I may well get some bloods taken, although he's only got the British Breeding Champs and that's it for the season.
HH would like to apologise to his fans for not being very entertaining, but says if you need a fix the photos are here:
http://www.nickhayesphotography.co.uk/preview.asp?pid=1199
http://www.nickhayesphotography.co.uk/preview.asp?pid=1200
Not giving the fence the normal amount of space:
http://www.nickhayesphotography.co.uk/preview.asp?pid=1750
Doesn't he look fed up in this one?
http://www.nickhayesphotography.co.uk/preview.asp?pid=1751
He was 11th btw, but if you have a look at the results and see what could have been, even if he'd just had one fence down.
I was so looking forward to HumungaHorse's last novice outing, but it seemed that he'd either got out of bed the wrong side or was just not up for it yesterday.
He came out with his "I hate dressage" face, and as anyone who saw me warm up will testify, I had one hell of a job to get his lazy a**e underneath him and get him off his head. There was much hissing, growling, abrupt transitions and the odd Pony Club kick thrown in for good measure. So how typical that he then goes in, does his "butter-wouldn't-melt-in-my-mouth" look to charm the judge and gets 27.1.
It was a bit of a bunfight warming up for the showjumping, not helped by someone breaking a wing of the oxer which created a backlog of irate riders desperate to jump it. Not much camaraderie between us all at that point.
I did my quick post-performance analysis - when I put my leg on he didn't get more active and lighter on his forehand, he got flatter and longer - then put it to bed in my mind and decided to run him cross country anyway. That at least would cheer me up.
Well it almost did, but he just wasn't himself. This is the horse that you normally hear before you see him, squeaking and bucking and generally having a huge amount of fun playing with the course. All I got was the big, flat, dull version of that horse; the other version took off with me after each fence at Purston, going "wheeeeeee" with a face like this
HH would like to apologise to his fans for not being very entertaining, but says if you need a fix the photos are here:
http://www.nickhayesphotography.co.uk/preview.asp?pid=1199
http://www.nickhayesphotography.co.uk/preview.asp?pid=1200
Not giving the fence the normal amount of space:
http://www.nickhayesphotography.co.uk/preview.asp?pid=1750
Doesn't he look fed up in this one?
http://www.nickhayesphotography.co.uk/preview.asp?pid=1751
He was 11th btw, but if you have a look at the results and see what could have been, even if he'd just had one fence down.