Native Speaker
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The cheeky chappie has been laid low for a couple of days with a poorly tum.
However, whilst sitting here, browsing through the Picture Gallery, my attention was drawn to a little figure hooning past the door with a mouthful of loo paper in its mouth...........
Went to investigate, only to find the no longer quite so poorly one, auditioning for a certain loo paper ad (you know - the one with a yello Lab pup!
), with what looked like 20 meters of the stuff in his wake! 
OH is useless - he just fell about in fits of giggles, while I was left to try and disengage the crazy one from the devastation. (Someone remind me who the owner of this manic canine is, please!)
What's left of the loo paper has now been removed to the safety of the bathroom window sill whist we await the next episode in the ongoing recovery of what was a distinctly off colour Bear The Border.
However, whilst sitting here, browsing through the Picture Gallery, my attention was drawn to a little figure hooning past the door with a mouthful of loo paper in its mouth...........
Went to investigate, only to find the no longer quite so poorly one, auditioning for a certain loo paper ad (you know - the one with a yello Lab pup! ), with what looked like 20 meters of the stuff in his wake! OH is useless - he just fell about in fits of giggles, while I was left to try and disengage the crazy one from the devastation. (Someone remind me who the owner of this manic canine is, please!)What's left of the loo paper has now been removed to the safety of the bathroom window sill whist we await the next episode in the ongoing recovery of what was a distinctly off colour Bear The Border.
