Before you buy a dog-test!

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A dog-knowledge-test for those interested in buying a puppy/dog, you may only choose one in every following pair of statements.



1
a Lassie/Other movie-dogs was born educated.
b Lassie/Other movie-dogs was trained, and probably by a very professional trainer.



2
a A neighbour/uncle have a well behaved dog, so I'm buying what they have.
b Well behaved dogs are well trained dogs, and I must ask how much and what sort of training it took.



3
a Dogs are bred to be good human companions, therefor you could buy any breed who's looks you like.
b Some breeds looks makes me slobber, but they don't suit my eating-account/exercise level/lack of sheep...



4
a I work 9 to 5, drives to + from work 2 hours, several hobbies and need something to keep the children occupied.
b I have the time and interest for daily dog walks, puppy class etc. If the rest of the family wants to help, it's a bonus.



5
a I'm not interested in showing, so I could save money by buying a pure breed without pedigree papers.
b No papers = parents might not fulfil breed requirements, either way the breeder doesn't do it to save me money.



6
a If they have a kennel name, bred one champion (15 years ago), seem to know a lot about dogs... They're a good breeder
b A good breeder offers support after delivery, shows me health check result, have questions for me to answer...



7
a If a breeder has bred numerous champions, you know you're buying quality from someone who knows everything about dogs.
b Looking good doesn't = good mentality, running around in a circle and making a dog stand doesn't = superior dog know-how.



8
a In mongrel-breeding, you only need to think about how the adult result between the breeds might look.
b Pure breed dogs with disqualifying faults could have been used, mentality from NR 1-hunting grandfather could turn up...



9
a Mongrels temperament isn't breed specific, so what breeds is used isn't important. It's a mix, period.
b The ones selling Border C/Golden R/Dalmatian puppies, maybe need a dog that tend waterbirds with stamina to work a whole day...



10
a I can't afford veterinary bills, so I need to buy a mongrel, because their innate vitality = no veterinary visits.
b Mongrels could be hit by a car, get old age diseases, need vaccination and maybe get sterilized, just as pure breeds.



11
a If I can save one puppy from a crappy breeder, I must save it from it's misery.
b Though heartache, I wont support crappy breeders by giving them my money to continue their BAD work.



12
a Bad brood bitch mentality towards human/puppies, doesn't mean much. 50% of the DNA comes from stud dog, and he's nice...
b If I don't want the bitches temperament in my home, I'm not buying. Genes matters, but mum is their first tutor.



13
a The environment where the puppy have been raised, doesn't affect the puppies mentality/adjust-ability to your home.
b Puppies with entertaining/challenging in/outdoor environment, have better mentality/adjusts easier to your home.



14
a A dog only seems to be a shame when you come home when they've been naughty, so then it's okay to lecture them.
b A dog only seems to be a shame when you come home, because they want to smooth your irrational homecoming behaviour.



15
a The only happy dog is the full dog. Being overweight doesn't kill a dog.
b Happy dog = full dog = crap. Obesity makes the lifespan shorter, and dog lives are short enough as it is.



16
a My aunts best friends cousin has a dog that refuses to go for walks if it rains, I'm going to teach my dog that to.
b I realise that whether I have a cold, the weather alternate between rain and downpour, a dog need walks or activation.




If you've always choose the b alternative : you'll probably turn out to be an okay dog owner.
If you've choose a in number 4 : You're either just kidding or you're serious. If it's the later, buy a cuddly toy.
Otherwise one or two chosen a : you maybe also could turn out to be an okay dog owner.
Three or more a alternative : If you want lots of outdoor walking, have you tried golf?




Before you make your first visit to any breeder/rescue or who ever you have thoughts about buying a puppy/dog from, learn these following mantras :
There's lots of puppies/dogs for sale/in need of a home out there.
Not buying this one, doesn't equal living for ever without.
It's my money, time and emotions on the line, not the sellers.


from Sweden.
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PS The Border Collie/Golden Retriever/Dalmatian puppies were advertised in my morning paper this autumn. Described as cute, suitable for anyone and with modest exercise needs...
 
Nice list.............
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A, I want a puppy like the one on the film or that advert, whichever may be popular at the time, i.e Marley and me, 101 Dalmations, Harry potter.

B, Don't be a t8sser........they are not always going to be a cute puppy,and it's a bloody film.......
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sorry , Im feeling tired and dillusional........past sleep time.,still at work.allowed to be sarcastic.

I love your list FLH...I may nick it, for a rescue site I go on
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AND.....I have an 8 month old stunning puppy shepherd...........the neighbours bought one....so these t8ssers did too, and over dogged themselves......now he is homeless..........lovely
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Not for long..have secured a home for the boy.
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Do I have permission to print this out and stick it onto some people's foreheads? Brilliant, but sad that it needs to be done.

We have lots of 'ready for Christmas, can deliver' ads in the paper, makes me mad!

Oh and Cala, we have just had our spare exercise run resurfaced it's looking lovely, very roomy, please don't tempt me!!!
 
Somehow it doesn't surprise me that some of you have heard some of them before.
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I would feel very flattered if you nick it Cala. But though I can understand that the forehead idea can seem tempting, Hacking Hack, I sadly doubt it would have much effect.



from Sweden.
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though I can understand that the forehead idea can seem tempting, Hacking Hack, I sadly doubt it would have much effect.


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I don't know, if HH uses 6" nails it could work out quite effective.
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a If I can save one puppy from a crappy breeder, I must save it from it's misery.
b Though heartache, I wont support crappy breeders by giving them my money to continue their BAD work.

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Probably the one that winds me up most.
Yes,you may be saving that one pup...but that sale gives the bar stewards money to finance the next litter...and the next...and the next....
 
That's the one that gets to me the most to, Anima. It makes my heart scream "Save this one, save this litter...", but though it makes me feel so cruel, I still realise that as long as they believe they're making a profit they'll continue. When dealing with people who think with their wallet, though the best intentions, the buyer is helping them to continue by thinking with their heart.


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How true is that list, and sadly how many propsective puppy owners will choose the wrong answers. Buying puppies from crappy breeders just creates a market. I also know of "top" breeders who churn out litter after litter, often have 2 or 3 at one time, there is no way those pups can be properlysocialised etc imho.
Cala, glad you have found a home for the Shepherd boy, when will people ever learn that they don't stay cute and fluffy forever, and more to the point before they become the well trained adult there is a lot of hard work needed on the delinquent teenager
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Makes you feel evil doesnt it?
If you can get hold of the pups without handing over some cash wonderfull-but as long as there is money changing hands they ONLY decent thing is to walk away without opening your wallet.
People breeding for the cash are hardly thinking of the good of the dog are they?
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Passed a pet shop in Barcelona last month and was horrified to see puppies in cases being sold for xmas.
I was mortified and glad we not longer do in the UK....on reflection we have just moved it to classified ads and visits to breeders premises.
We need to educate people buying a dog as the world over there will always be someone willing to sell them one if they can see a profit.
Great list by the way and works equally well if you substitute "dog" with "kids" !
 
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