Queenbee
Well-Known Member
As if I didn't have enough to deal with in my life (we won't go into that!) I go to the yard to check Eb's and Ben and to clean Ebony's teeth out to save HUGE bills and loss of teeth, wich is in itself a mammouth and trying task:
Imaging a diva strumpet having a paddy with you hanging off her top lip trying to hand twitch her whilst cleaning out the gaps in her teeth with a tweezer and shooting corsodyl into her mouth... and all over yourself... think end result-very mad she devil snorting strumpet diva with clean teefs and fresh breath!
So I go up to the yard to check them both and wrestle with my sweet and lovely mare and Baby Ben comes limping up to me, there was a massive storm last night and I think he twinged something
There is not much heat at all and I hosed it off just to be sure, nothing puffy so, since he is not generally prone to hooning around I decided to pop him back in the field and see how he is tomorrow... ben did not want to go back in the field, he looked at me like a was an evil mommy and gave me a big molasses kiss and held his foot up at me as if to say 'poorly leg mum, don't make me go out there' and then stood eyeballing me from the gate, Ebony on the other hand buggered off quck smart to the other end of the field.
So now I feel a bit poo and cruel and I just wanted to say to whoever is sat up in those frigging clouds 'GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!' My car has been smashed up, My springer recently hurt his tail and had to have it docked, My whippet keeps gashing her skin, I am having to move my horses for their safety and mine, Work is sh it, life is sh it in general. I have a great sense of humor but sod off and don't pick on my animals... it is not funny!!!!
Honestly I feel like I am stuck in some little snow globe world and some git keeps shaking the damn thing up!!!!! And I have no wine or anything barely resembling alcohol
Sorry rant over and for all you lucky sods that do have wine...
Cheers
Imaging a diva strumpet having a paddy with you hanging off her top lip trying to hand twitch her whilst cleaning out the gaps in her teeth with a tweezer and shooting corsodyl into her mouth... and all over yourself... think end result-very mad she devil snorting strumpet diva with clean teefs and fresh breath!
So I go up to the yard to check them both and wrestle with my sweet and lovely mare and Baby Ben comes limping up to me, there was a massive storm last night and I think he twinged something
There is not much heat at all and I hosed it off just to be sure, nothing puffy so, since he is not generally prone to hooning around I decided to pop him back in the field and see how he is tomorrow... ben did not want to go back in the field, he looked at me like a was an evil mommy and gave me a big molasses kiss and held his foot up at me as if to say 'poorly leg mum, don't make me go out there' and then stood eyeballing me from the gate, Ebony on the other hand buggered off quck smart to the other end of the field.So now I feel a bit poo and cruel and I just wanted to say to whoever is sat up in those frigging clouds 'GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!' My car has been smashed up, My springer recently hurt his tail and had to have it docked, My whippet keeps gashing her skin, I am having to move my horses for their safety and mine, Work is sh it, life is sh it in general. I have a great sense of humor but sod off and don't pick on my animals... it is not funny!!!!
Honestly I feel like I am stuck in some little snow globe world and some git keeps shaking the damn thing up!!!!! And I have no wine or anything barely resembling alcohol
Sorry rant over and for all you lucky sods that do have wine...
Cheers
