Booboos
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For the first time in 37 years, Booboos is ready to break her silence and come forth to share the ancient knowledge of the noble creature that is THE HORSE, with the world. Yes, for the first time in 37 years, Booboos will be performing 534 exclusive lecture/demos coming soon to a venue near you. Do not miss this, never to be repeated (612 venues confirmed for next year), opportunity to see Booboos in action, in person, in the flesh!
Special Sponsors: brought to you by Booboos Lawe Firm, for all your irresponsible and fickle litigation requirements.
Boobooss love of THE HORSE started in the womb. While other foetuses were lazily wasting their time snoozing in the amniotic fluid, Booboos-foetus was busy practicing her half-pass. Booboos-foetus made it down the birth canal doing tempi changes and breaking all records for natural horsemanship! Boobooss love of the noble beast that is the horse is part of her DNA (Booboos has an equine chromosome, her 23rd pair is, uniquely, XE it doesnt get more natural than this! For anyone interested in breeding similar human/horse chimeras please get in touch with our sister company Booboos Genetic Abominations Inc in China) - a feat unparalleled in human-equine history. At age 10, a chance encounter with an aura reader, revealed what Booboos had always known: she is the re-incarnation of the greatest horsemaster of all, the greatest of all the Greeks, Xenophon! This led her to resurrect the ancient family motto: Partous ta, partous ta, which to this day is the corner stone of her training philosophy. Disgusted with the abuses of modern dressage, the distortions of the true spirit of the noble creature that is THE HORSE, appalled with the unprecedented ignorance of modern times, Booboos has lived only for the love of the horse, shunning the wrong path taken by modern competitors, trainers and their pupils. Instead she has devoted her life to THE HORSE in all its forms! Down with modern abominations, begone foul miasma that is todays dressage, exorcise the She-Beelzebub whose evil pollutes competitions, banish the vice that spreads like cancer through our young!
Famous Booboos pupils include Karl Hister, Lauri Bechtolshammer, Emilie Furry, Mary Seilberg and many others! And now a unique opportunity for you to join them: Booboos Lyceum Online Tuition. Distance Learning made easy and available for everyone. For the bargain introductory price of £100 you can register online for further Booboos wisdom (online access will be charged at premium rates and will include complimentary identity theft and fraud). Send in your lesson tape (tapes must be no longer than 30 seconds long) and Booboos (or some entirely different but equally ignorant person) will send you back comments all for just £40 (per word in comment)!!!!!!!!!!
Fawning interview of Booboos soon to appear on Joni Mercedess site, and heated exchange of super egos between Booboos and Petite Kurl to be splashed across the internet any time now!
TICKETS ON SALE NOW BUY NOW TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT (mainly my disappointment):
Adults: £159.99
Children (for the children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way, show them all the beauty the horse possesses inside!): £99.99
OR SPECIAL DEAL, FOUR TICKETS FOR: £659.99 only!!!!!!!!!!!
SPECIAL EXTRACT FROM BOOBOOS NEW BOOK I DID IT TO THE HORSE MY WAY (Vanity-Press-You-Pay-We-Publish-Any-Rubbish, 2010): I will demonstrate my scientific training technique on all member of the species of THE HORSE, showing how through the unique principle of pseudo-science and mock-learning any noble creature can be taught to work in harmony with the true spirit of the greatness that is unique in the love for the real soul of the true co-operation between humble humans and the precious animals which we have the sacred privilege to nurture, support and develop but only in a manner compatible with the ideals of synchronization of auras and spirits, in this world, the spiritual world, here and thereafter, before and in the future, in alternative possible universes, ashes to ashes, dust to dust and in accord with the honesty, integrity and charity of the hopeful as instantiated in the dignity of the greatness that is THE HORSE!
Special Presentation: Booboos Technique trainers will be in attendance at all events and available to help with all your training techniques!
Smallprint: help should not be confused with aid, assistance or improvement of any kind. Help is a unique prerogative of the Booboos Technique and conforms to all the vacuous and circular standards set internally by the technique itself.
DISCLAIMER: Tickets, entry fees, con artist fees and money generally obtained through scamming and deception are non-refundable and cannot be exchanged for any other fraud perpetrated by the Booboos Group Inc. Booboos Technique, Booboos Lawe Firm, Booboos Lecture/Demos and Booboos Genetic Abominations Inc (China) are Registered Trademarks and may not be reproduced without incurring further, extortionate monetary charges.
Special Sponsors: brought to you by Booboos Lawe Firm, for all your irresponsible and fickle litigation requirements.
Boobooss love of THE HORSE started in the womb. While other foetuses were lazily wasting their time snoozing in the amniotic fluid, Booboos-foetus was busy practicing her half-pass. Booboos-foetus made it down the birth canal doing tempi changes and breaking all records for natural horsemanship! Boobooss love of the noble beast that is the horse is part of her DNA (Booboos has an equine chromosome, her 23rd pair is, uniquely, XE it doesnt get more natural than this! For anyone interested in breeding similar human/horse chimeras please get in touch with our sister company Booboos Genetic Abominations Inc in China) - a feat unparalleled in human-equine history. At age 10, a chance encounter with an aura reader, revealed what Booboos had always known: she is the re-incarnation of the greatest horsemaster of all, the greatest of all the Greeks, Xenophon! This led her to resurrect the ancient family motto: Partous ta, partous ta, which to this day is the corner stone of her training philosophy. Disgusted with the abuses of modern dressage, the distortions of the true spirit of the noble creature that is THE HORSE, appalled with the unprecedented ignorance of modern times, Booboos has lived only for the love of the horse, shunning the wrong path taken by modern competitors, trainers and their pupils. Instead she has devoted her life to THE HORSE in all its forms! Down with modern abominations, begone foul miasma that is todays dressage, exorcise the She-Beelzebub whose evil pollutes competitions, banish the vice that spreads like cancer through our young!
Famous Booboos pupils include Karl Hister, Lauri Bechtolshammer, Emilie Furry, Mary Seilberg and many others! And now a unique opportunity for you to join them: Booboos Lyceum Online Tuition. Distance Learning made easy and available for everyone. For the bargain introductory price of £100 you can register online for further Booboos wisdom (online access will be charged at premium rates and will include complimentary identity theft and fraud). Send in your lesson tape (tapes must be no longer than 30 seconds long) and Booboos (or some entirely different but equally ignorant person) will send you back comments all for just £40 (per word in comment)!!!!!!!!!!
Fawning interview of Booboos soon to appear on Joni Mercedess site, and heated exchange of super egos between Booboos and Petite Kurl to be splashed across the internet any time now!
TICKETS ON SALE NOW BUY NOW TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT (mainly my disappointment):
Adults: £159.99
Children (for the children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way, show them all the beauty the horse possesses inside!): £99.99
OR SPECIAL DEAL, FOUR TICKETS FOR: £659.99 only!!!!!!!!!!!
SPECIAL EXTRACT FROM BOOBOOS NEW BOOK I DID IT TO THE HORSE MY WAY (Vanity-Press-You-Pay-We-Publish-Any-Rubbish, 2010): I will demonstrate my scientific training technique on all member of the species of THE HORSE, showing how through the unique principle of pseudo-science and mock-learning any noble creature can be taught to work in harmony with the true spirit of the greatness that is unique in the love for the real soul of the true co-operation between humble humans and the precious animals which we have the sacred privilege to nurture, support and develop but only in a manner compatible with the ideals of synchronization of auras and spirits, in this world, the spiritual world, here and thereafter, before and in the future, in alternative possible universes, ashes to ashes, dust to dust and in accord with the honesty, integrity and charity of the hopeful as instantiated in the dignity of the greatness that is THE HORSE!
Special Presentation: Booboos Technique trainers will be in attendance at all events and available to help with all your training techniques!
Smallprint: help should not be confused with aid, assistance or improvement of any kind. Help is a unique prerogative of the Booboos Technique and conforms to all the vacuous and circular standards set internally by the technique itself.
DISCLAIMER: Tickets, entry fees, con artist fees and money generally obtained through scamming and deception are non-refundable and cannot be exchanged for any other fraud perpetrated by the Booboos Group Inc. Booboos Technique, Booboos Lawe Firm, Booboos Lecture/Demos and Booboos Genetic Abominations Inc (China) are Registered Trademarks and may not be reproduced without incurring further, extortionate monetary charges.