Boss, Miss DM, BB's and fanciable eventers

[lorenababbit]

Sorry had to go last night and do horseys so missed the end of our chat but was glad to see BB was there after i left sorry i missed you and as for the rest of you deprived lot, hope we will continue this discussion this evening as i think you guys need help!
And all you lot with your eyes on ollie be warned....beware of the Pig!

 

[Bossanova]

Well I had a very interesting text convo with you know who, kept me entertained for sure!!
We do need help, we need to organise speed dating I think, now that would be great fun!!

 

[PaddyMonty]

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We do need help, we need to organise speed dating I think, now that would be great fun!!

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Would that be run at 450, 520, 570 or 600 peeps per minute?

 

[Bossanova]

God, well if we have to get through all this lot (and theres some desperate peeps on this forum), best go for the maximum available

 

[PaddyMonty]

short or long format?
need to know as see a business opportunity here!

 

[vicijp]

These fanciable eventers seem like too much hard work to me. Why dont you just try a jockey? Only thing you need to do is somehow get them to know your phone number - then you are guaranteed a 10 pm phone call that night, and they beg.

 

[Bossanova]

Had better be long, people may be travelling significant distances....

 

[Bossanova]

Its just not the same- unless theyre rich and well endowed however, then I could probably compromise

 

[PaddyMonty]

Would accomodation need to be provided?
If so should rooms be charged by the night, half night, hour, minute or second? As you said, some desperate peeps around and I believe eventers like to do things fast but not for very long.
What would be the optimum time do you think?
What penalty for too fast / slow?

 

[vicijp]

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well endowed however, then I could probably compromise

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Sam Thomas
Christain Williams
Mick Fitgerald
Paul O' Neill
Larry Mcgrath
Josh Byrne

Give me a nudge if you want a phone number.

 

[Bossanova]

Hmm tricky, yes to accommodation, I think you need to do more market research to determine what the public require.

 

[PaddyMonty]

I will prepare a questionairre for the 14th.

 

[Bossanova]

Oh I hope they stumble upon this post, I reckon we'd have a few more male members joining us

 

[LEC]

I am shocked at the lowering of standards to even consider Nick Gaunteltt - OH NO! I have heard far too many stories about him (through his groom) and Siennamum has a cracking one about the text messages he has sent!
I do not think I have ever fancied a man that rides which is why I must organise a days hunting with Taunton Vale as have heard they have some hotties out there!

 

[BBs]

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well endowed however, then I could probably compromise

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Sam Thomas
Christain Williams
Mick Fitgerald
Paul O' Neill
Larry Mcgrath
Josh Byrne

Give me a nudge if you want a phone number.

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Im open to suggestions....... what do they look like? or does that not matter in my curent situation lol

 

[KatB]

Oh I don't know, I think Mr Gauntlett is rather fanciable for an eventer!! The criteria is a) being straight and b) being male and I think he fulfills both of those....

 

[BBs]

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Well I had a very interesting text convo with you know who, kept me entertained for sure!!
We do need help, we need to organise speed dating I think, now that would be great fun!!

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Who are you txting now? is this the one you invited to Weezys party with you know who but didnt come??

 

[severnmiles]

Vici

you sound like one of my old bosses, she said she used to line them up and measure them. She told me one days she'd write a book and include all of the jocks stats!

 

[vicijp]

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she said she used to line them up and measure them.

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That was done one night between a few of them.

 

[Thistle]

I heard that Endurance riders can keep it up for longer

 

[PaddyMonty]

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I heard that Endurance riders can keep it up for longer

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True but they dont generally 'jump'

 

[BBs]

And there all far too skinny!!!

We want thighs!! just like ummm OT

 

[PaddyMonty]

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We want thighs!! just like ummm OT

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I remember those

used to have some 20 years ago

 

[BBs]

What happend to them?

Did they just up and leg it PMSL

 

[PaddyMonty]

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What happend to them?

Did they just up and leg it PMSL

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Nope I believe they went to ground and I'm still hunting for them

 

[Weezy]

LMAO right, I am going to go out hunting with VWH, Heythrop and OB with a camera and find some decent men for you lot - we get quite a few jockeys round here hunting with us - mmmmmmmmmmm will now be looking at OTHER things to see if the *measure up*

 

[Irishcobs]

What about Harry Meade, is he single?

 

[Thistle]

Forgot about Harry!

 

[MissDeMeena]

Can't believe i've missed this thread!!

Jockeys will do me just fine.. safer bet of them being straight!! i mean there's no such thing as a gay irish jockey is there..hahahaha!!!
Only problem being, i like them tall, at least 5'10" please!!

 

[lorenababbit]

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Only problem being, i like them tall, at least 5'10" please!!

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And i lost my own thread too but with you girl as ahve said somehere that cannot do boys who are smaller than me and the Manolo's