Flowers187
Well-Known Member
Whilst searching around for a suitable not to blingy new showjacket (all the buttons have now fell off mine!) I found an old thread on BSJA sterotypes did make me laugh!
Summarised below!
1. Must be covered in all thingy blingy.
2. The saddle cloth must have your name on it and your horses.
3. Your mum must be stood in the middle of the warm up snatching poles off other mums and putting you up a jump twice the size off the class.
4. All your grooms must be dressed in either kingsland/joules or something in that area!
5. Your horse must have a big heavy bit in and have every attachment on him to control him.
Unfortunatly I dont own anything blingy, I've never dared get my name on my saddle cloths because everyone will know who I am when im sat on the floor with my horse looking very smug
and my moms normally wondered off to get coffee leaving me to keep getting off my bronking horse to put the jumps up (this I must say does give me looks from the other moms) hahaha!
Anybody else got anymore funny ones? hehe only for fun dont worry I know not all BSJA'ers are like this!!
Summarised below!
1. Must be covered in all thingy blingy.
2. The saddle cloth must have your name on it and your horses.
3. Your mum must be stood in the middle of the warm up snatching poles off other mums and putting you up a jump twice the size off the class.
4. All your grooms must be dressed in either kingsland/joules or something in that area!
5. Your horse must have a big heavy bit in and have every attachment on him to control him.
Unfortunatly I dont own anything blingy, I've never dared get my name on my saddle cloths because everyone will know who I am when im sat on the floor with my horse looking very smug
and my moms normally wondered off to get coffee leaving me to keep getting off my bronking horse to put the jumps up (this I must say does give me looks from the other moms) hahaha!Anybody else got anymore funny ones? hehe only for fun dont worry I know not all BSJA'ers are like this!!
