Caption competition

[Box_Of_Frogs]

Well, I have broken my finger due to being mown down by a runaway Dutch Warmblood. Or Warmbleed as my OH now refers to him. Never one to linger over the minor hiccups that contribute to the rich tapestry of life (ahem), I am going to turn this experience into a new sweatshirt. I need a caption to go in large letters on the front and the best that I can come up with is "CAUTION: NO HAND SIGNALS". Feeble at best and could get me in hot water if I have a RTA whilst wearing it.

Someone out there must have a better idea??? Oh and the prize is a virtual bottle of Baileys + 6 warm Sainsbury's mince pies, served by a virtual Jamie Oliver xxx

 

[s4sugar]

Not being rude- broken finger!

 

[spider]

Froggy fingers

 

[Flibble]

Just dont do what I did!!

Broken finger caused by Other Horse (mine was off work) so lunged own horse as felt it was safer as he was coming back into work cue bolting horse broken collar bone and back to casualty. This was 6 years ago and it was very painful but even I laughed at the look on their faces in A & E there was only 24 hours between visists.

Opps carnent spell!!