Cat prank

[Janah]

Neither of my two cats are not allowed in my bedroom. Both at every opportunity, but only when I am carrying clothes in or out, and coffee mug or books erupt into said room like excocet missiles on speed!

I dump whatever I am carrying on the landing to retrieve said cat/s who hare round at warp factor ten and then, when cornered roll on the floor laughing at me as only cats can. They go limp when i pick them up so as to weigh as heavy as possible.

You gotta love 'em.

 

[FubsyMog]

They really are terrible creatures! But we love them anyway...

Mine is also not really allowed on my bed but once managed to get herself snuggled between the two pairs of pillows on the bed (double bed), and leaped out at warp speed with an almost vertical takeoff when I entered the room - I think I squealed for the first time in my life and stumbled back into the wall in fright.

I like cats with personality though - not all have it!

 

[TrasaM]

I gaVe up ages ago.. Mine sleeps with me and on colder nights,, on me. It's very comforting reaching out at night and funding a warm furry purry creature..not so good is waking up because mother cat knows humans wake up if you poke them in the eye with paw or stick paw in their mouth..eeergh!

 

[paulineh]

My little one is so fast she is always in before I can turn round. When I first got her ( she was found by in a plastic bag by my dog while on a walk in the woods) she was wild and the only place she felt safe was under my bed. Although she is fine now she always wants to come to bed with me.

She also wants to play at 6 o'clock I the morning. She does this by walking all over me. Don't you just love them.

 

[Janah]

I had a cat some ten years ago that used to sleep on my bed.

One night I woke up screaming as the cat had put a claw through my eyelid! OH woke up and pulled the cat off of me ripping my eyelid in the process!!!

Still loved him, the cat, not OH.

 

[TrasaM]

I had a cat some ten years ago that used to sleep on my bed.

One night I woke up screaming as the cat had put a claw through my eyelid! OH woke up and pulled the cat off of me ripping my eyelid in the process!!!

Still loved him, the cat, not OH.

I've had to be rescued from a claw through by bottom lip.. Accident cat was startled and grabbed out..shame it was my mouth! Do yours also love fresh laundry especially if it's all nicely ironed?

 

[Janah]

Only ever lie on clean washing.
They also hog the dogs bed.

 

[Serianas]

mine once snuck into the bedroom and woke me up by sticking his tongue in my ear! hes a heavy ****** too (7kilos) so if that hadnt woken me the not breathing would have lol

 

[Exploding Chestnuts]

My little one is so fast she is always in before I can turn round. When I first got her ( she was found by in a plastic bag by my dog while on a walk in the woods) she was wild and the only place she felt safe was under my bed. Although she is fine now she always wants to come to bed with me.

She also wants to play at 6 o'clock I the morning. She does this by walking all over me. Don't you just love them.

My cats have worked out that the best time of the day to go out is 2.00 am.
The best time of day to come in, is 4.40 am for cat 1 and 4.59 am for cat 2.
[ooo ... eirie.............. cat 2 has just touched my ankle].
Cat 2 is very nervous/neurotic, I have had her for 12 years [age 6 weeks], but she does not really trust me.

 

[Exploding Chestnuts]

Only ever lie on clean washing.
They also hog the dogs bed.

What is it about laundry!!!!
I had a neighbours dog living in my bathroom for a few hours while neighbour was committing cut wrists [another story], omo was in a huff for 4 days!

 

[TrasaM]

There are rules.
1. Never go out at the same time as cat nr1. Wait until human sits down and then ask to go out.
2. Get human to open door.then sit there refusing to go out. Wait until human sits down and repeat !

And why is it that no matter how quiet I am feeding mother cat that great lump of a son will hear me and come along and take it off her!

 

[Janah]

if there is a door the cat wants to go through it, but, in it's own time, the longer it takes to go through the colder it is on the other side! we as mere cat slaves wait for the cat to exit whilst braving an arctic wind screaming through the house. It makes no difference If exiting or making an entrance any Hollywood actress/actor would be proud of.

Sorry for bad grammar, iPad!