Caught Short!

[GREYSMEADOW]

Well(!) this morning I was returning home from doing my horses when I noticed a small group of cyclists as I was entering onto the main road…except for one member they left behind…. he was obviously caught short and was peeing on the grass verge next to the main road – it was like the Niagara Falls!!! Now if I had been travelling down the other lane I would of got a full frontal!!! of his pistol!!! can’t understand why he couldn’t of gone in the bushes he was in front of!!! No wonder this mates left him behind! Good job I wasn’t riding the horse – I think he would have spooked with shock!

So have any of you guys had a bit of a shock this morning or even today?

 

[Millyard Rejects]

Went to shut the chickens in the coop and out of the darkness came a moving shadow.......but then Honey snorted and Georgie went squealing across the field as they both hadnt heard me either
does been scared by two hairy shetlands count???


Or when i was checking on the neighbors neddies i couldnt find the donkey,a foal and 33 year old milo, thinking the worst-some one had pinched them i started searching the fields and empty stables. Only to find them in the new extension been built keeping out of the rain!

 

[mcnaughty]

I few months ago I was riding out along lanes and came across a cyclist (again!!) peeing a full frontal at a crossroads. I must say it is not a busy A road but quite a busyish B road and there he was peeing right there in front of me - I was only walking along!!!

Could he not have turned and faced he hedge - I have to add at this point that IT was not large enough to see properly even though he was full frontal.... Perhaps this is the issue... cyclists know that we need not worry as they are not large enough to purplex the general public.....

 

[NeilM]

Unless you are a gentleman, you cannot know the effects that hard exercise and the cold have on a chaps...'gentleman'.