Cheeky/ridiculous posts you see on Facebook.

[HaplessHorse]

I feel that an IKEA rug is about the extent to what I could reasonably trust these people with...

I’m not sure about the rug tbh, perhaps a mouldy potato that’s gone hairy? Draw a smiley face and a pair of balls on it, and it’s good to go.

 

[Ceifer]

WANTED

Advanced horse that knows its job to teach amateur rider the higher levels movements. Ideally something that is capable of small tour or needs stepping down. Excellent home and care however limited budget so open to options re sale or lease or vet history etc.

I would want to know how ‘limited’ that budget is. Small tour horses are in the high five figure budget.

 

[New Forests Rock]

I suspect that budget is far too small for all that experience