Cleaning willies

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I know this has been done to death but I thought i'd just have a go today and was having an inspection to see if it needed a clean.

Turned around to get my gloves and when I turned back it was hanging out!

I don't believe that all horses are that easy or is mine just a perve!??
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You forget your old horse Blue. Give him an extra strong mint and his willie always dropped out for me. Ah, those were the days- we had 4 geldings and I was the only one who would do the cleaning job. So, I used to set to with rubber gloves and a huge pot of udder cream!! All the horses used to stand in a row for me to do the deed. What made everyone laugh was the look of expectancy on your dad's face when he used to stand with the last in line! I think he was ever hopeful!
 
OK I checked her post history and indeed she does admit to being your mother but me being me I am still suss about it

*waves sheepishly at tremorfa*

Anyway, I never ever EVER touch my geldings willies - let nature take its course and all that!
 
You haven't seen Ty's willy - I hate to think what he does with it.....think it might involve his best friend, Mangobiscuits horse finny......ewwwww

I swear she's my mum - mother introduce yourself
 
my daughters cobby always hangs his out in the fresh air when she doing his rugs up .....she grabs it by mistake for the sursingle every time lol
 
Yes, I am her mum, for my sins! Both horse mad and slightly loopy, that's why I love this forum. Good luck tomorrow, dear girl, I'll get the arnica in the post!!
 
Hola,

Just a quickie as I need to go to bed NOW!!!!

Well, my Fin (who may I add is NOT having a homosexual relationship with Ty - more like Ty is taking advantage of little 2 yo Quest non??
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) had to be sedated the other day to get his willy out.

It was quite embarrassing as I'd called the vet out as I thought I'd spotted a "warty" thing on his willy...so after mumbling this to the young male vet
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and he'd had a rummage around.....it transpired that it was merely just "a piece of gunk"
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Bless him.....I'm not going near his willy - it's quite clean and I do check it went it comes out for any irregularities - mind you VIctress/Stimpy - I'd get your magnifying glass out when you check Ty's
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Hello Vicki's mum *waves*

Partner in crime??? Don't know WHAT you're on about mate!!
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Don't worry, we are complete angels when we're together - nothing to worry about AT ALL
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One of my friends gelding clean his on my mare ewwwwwwwww!!!! She had to clean her other geldings sheath the other day (it was rank), the dogs lined up to eat the lumps of smeg urghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
 
my lad keeps his well and truley tucked up inside him, never lets it out i think he is shy, to be honest i dont even think i have seen his once in the four years i have owned him!

my old pony was a bit of a perve he sometimes used to groan and dip his back if you ever went anywhere near him even to brush him, such a dirty old man he was
 
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