Confession........Breeding

[piebaldsparkle]

I have been breeding puppies and kittens for a while now (they are soooo cute), I keep my costs down by not worming or getting them vaccinated (well don't really see the point as most are yet to leave the room they were born in - I have 3 rooms dedicated to the purpose). I keep most of them, but do sell a few (man what an earner!). On average I get about 400 a throw, not bad as not papers or nothing.

Anyway I was thinking if any of you were local, you could pop by to pet them (as would help socialise them a bit). They love to play and boy can they eat (any food donations welcomed).

I'll try to add some pics soon, so you can all see how cute they are.

 

[FinnishLapphund]

Hm, seems like you enjoy spending your birthday getting in the firing line of HHO:ers against puppy farming... Is it just a coincidence that you describe a situation sounding similar to something described in Aru's reply, the last reply on page 6, on Cayla's big breeding thread with more than 100 replies? ( page 6 of Cayla's thread, scroll down for Aru's reply )


I'm to tired to even try to figure out what an Englishman would say, so I will direct translate from Swedish and say that I think you have a fox behind your ear!


Or let's just say that I don't believe you.

to PiebaldSparkle!

 

[MurphysMinder]

Oh I have seen your adverts in our local paper PS, am I right in thinking you have lots of different breeds

Happy birthday, you wind up merchant

 

[Bossdog]

Wow, £400, thats a bargain, I think you should be charging way more than that, why not make up a 3 generation pedigree on your word processor, you'll get at least another £100, easy money!

 

[CorvusCorax]

Happy birthday, you utter cowbag!

 

[CAYLA]

Happy Birthday

Are you still using those old bitches I sent u that we could not rehome......I know they where about 10 but still I think there was a good few litters left in them

 

[piebaldsparkle]

No all mine, I'll try and post some pics, they are all very pretty.

 

[piebaldsparkle]

Yep those are the ones......Look well don't thery CALA?

My dogs - Not sure which are bitches (CALA maybe able to identify them).

Cats

Latest arrivals -

 

[FinnishLapphund]

Aww, how cute!

But you are not a responsible breeder! I see an open window without any protection to stop kittens and cats from jumping out and hurt themselves, get run over by cars etc...

Bad PiebaldSparkle!

P.S. I was right, you did have a fox or two behind your ears!

 

[piebaldsparkle]

Thta's to let th local Toms in..................saves on stud fees

 

[camilla4]

oooh - this sounds wonderful! As you have so many different types, presumably you would be able to "create" a new crossbreed for me so that I can start a new trend?! I'd be happy to pay through the nose for something really original. I don't really want to wait long for my 'ickle puppy dog though so could I have him at 4 weeks old if I promise to keep him all warm and snuggly without his Mummy?

 

[piebaldsparkle]

Of course no problem, I happy to pass them on from day 1...............saves the bitch feeding them

.

Just name your colour as if I don't have one right away, I'm sure to have one in a day or two (bitches mated every heat as I like to keep them in 'family' groups).

I'll even give it a fancy name for you and charge an extra £200 for the privilege!

 

[Bossdog]

I'm allergic to walking, can you invent a hypoexercisegenic one for me?

 

[piebaldsparkle]

These have been specially breed to need no exercise - If most have never left the room they were born in!

 

[CAYLA]

They do indeed.....I gave u that bong eyed black one with the deformed front leg.......its a snapperchi

and the jacksh!t that white bong eyed one

Good idea re the free tom cat service and by the time u have sold the kittens and the felv symptoms begin.....well I doubt anyone will be bright enough to put the blame on you

u have your self a propper little back street set up there

 

[CAYLA]

If I never knew any better I would think Gazey your stalker

was in on this....she mentioned putting her greyhound to a shaggy mutt on her yard to make a quick buck

 

[piebaldsparkle]

Well I was going to lend Gazey one of my studs to go on a lurchers she's getting, but the stupid do gooding rescue have had the dam thing spayed , so it is useless for the purpose.

Um think the ickle grey tabby looks a be fluey.........I'll just tell'em it has an allergy!!