ChesnutsRoasting
Well-Known Member
OK, I'm slightly obsessed with Simon Mayos Confessions, on Radio 2. My confession takes you back to 1982. I was obsessed with dogs. After five years of persistent pestering my parents, Ben arrived. A Sheltie x Cavi, a saint in dogs clothing and the sweetest dog I have ever known. Now, I was 10 and desired a slightly harder dog than Ben Forgive me GSD owners for the following - I taught him "attack". As there were no willing participants, I taught him to attack ME. Don't. Even. Go. There. Luckily for me, Ben was not in the least bit interested in attacking me and the furthest I got was him gripping my sleeve with an unenthusiastic and reluctant growl. I look back and am mortified by my behaviour, dressing him up in Spurs clothing, getting him to jump a homemade Hickstead, it haunts me () So I seek forgiveness from all of AAD for my doggy mistakes.