Jo C
Well-Known Member
.. to stop needing the vet every month as my bank balance cannot cope and I'm really losing my sense of humour with him. He has got conjunctivitis back again so the vet is coming out again tonight. I have hidden all the vet books and banned Patrick from reading them but he is taking absolutely no notice of me whatsoever and is constantly thinking up new ailments. Any ideas what I can do next please?! He doesn't have internet access as far as I know so where is he getting all these illness ideas from?!

