Daft dog stories please!

[Brownmare]

I'm in need of a bit of a giggle this afternoon so I wondered if you would like to share your stories. i'll go first...

My lurcher is a serious thief and bin raider and he used to enjoy having a nose in our swing lid kitchen bin. Well one day I dashed downstairs and arrived suddenly in the kitchen to find Oscar desperately trying to look innocent, lying on his bed wearing the bin lid round his neck "I don't know how it happened Mum, honest!"

Oh yeah and there was the time he went to visit the cattery next door and jumped into the foundations of their extension which had just been filled with quick-set concrete I arrived 2 minutes later to find the owners frantically hosing him down before he set solid

 

[Nickijem]

Hehe - how do dogs manage to perfect that look of 'Don't know how it happened mum ... it wasn't me though'
Purdey - my springer puppy - has that look absolutely sorted. She has used it many times, especially after emptying one of my patio tubs of its contents! I shouted at her as she was digging away furiously and she just turned round, lay down and looked at me with that look!

 

[BigRed]

I had a whippet called Jasmin, for a while we called her the Alpen whippet. My husband came home to find she had raided the bin and had her head stuck in a box of Alpen, she could not see where she was going and kept walking around the kitchen bonking her head on the walls.

This is the same whippet who decided she did not want to stay in the garden and forced herself through a cat flap. We found her sitting in her bed with the plastic surround jammed around her shouldes.

 

[CorvusCorax]

My best friend's old dog Devo, thought if he couldn't see you, you couldn't see him.
So every night, when they called him to go outside into his kennel for the night, there would be this HUGE hairy Old English Sheepdog sticking out from behind the sofa, with just his head squeezed in there, 'hiding' from them.

Our old girl N was something similar, although she would try and hide under your armpit
She was the dog I once found on the garage floor, under the tumbledryer.
No, me neither!
No harm done but I still have no idea how or why it happened.

 

[Rosehip]

My very very spoilt JRT Pippa sleeps with us, and Im sure thinks that she is human!
She snuggles between us, puts her head on the pillow and then pops a paw ove rthe duvet! If we are watching something on tv she quite often opens one eye, groans and looks at us as if to say "will you please keep the noise down, some of us have to be up early you know"!! Makes us howl laughing!! x

 

[Brownmare]

My best friend's old dog Devo, thought if he couldn't see you, you couldn't see him.
So every night, when they called him to go outside into his kennel for the night, there would be this HUGE hairy Old English Sheepdog sticking out from behind the sofa, with just his head squeezed in there, 'hiding' from them.

Love it! I can just picture him too