had to hit the reply button as too late to edit other answer, love the bit about car on wrong side of road and you now on wrong side of car! And the yellow stuff for to lie on!!
I will only come to visit if I can inspect these wonderful Danish carpets and the yellow stuff for to lie on! Oh and I wanna see the terrified trainee grooms/riders along with the infamous pink bucket!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaactually, there is a pink and a baby blue bucket. I was really miffed about it! On the other hand, jack's buckets hang over the wall of his stable so he cant knock his over, whereas the pink one is just a floor bucket and his yellow stuff for to lie on would end up all in it.
I may have to search for a pink bucket that will hang over the wall!
You'd be more than welcome to come for a visit and a wander round the yard
Sadly, the only thing we have for sale atm is a rather spiffy 14.2 hh black mare and i suspect that doesnt fit your YO's criteria ;p
Thanks for writing this, it's so entertaining! You should have a column in a horse mag.
Edited to say - that would be much better reading than some arrogant know-it-all saddler telling everyone how wonderful he is every month!!