"Dear Hippo..."

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Arizahn

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Dear Hippo,

Please be advised that attempting to drag me up the lane in pursuit of an invisible Yard Gremlin is NOT acceptable behaviour:mad:Also, it is in fact very important that I pick out all of your feet every day. Please do not poop on me whilst I am doing so.

For future reference, accepting treats from strangers is BAD, even if OH fails to say anything at the time. Sugary goodness and you do not combine well. Your imitation today of a toddler on blue Smarties and Sunny Delight proves this beyond a shadow of a doubt:eek:

Finally, kindly desist in attempting to shake your butt in my face. I am neither a stallion nor a talent scout for a dance competition. I am merely the person who is attempting to brush off the mud covering your quarters.

Sincerely,
That Bossy Woman Who Resticts Your Carrot Intake
 
:D Ah, we've had worse days. It's my own fault for turning her out with the riding school ponies, lol!

She did wise up and behave eventually. My OH was a bit miffed at her refusing to do anything he said though:o I cheated and used my special "Drill Sergeant" tone of voice - she stopped prancing and paid attention properly after that.

I think she's annoyed that she may not get to be a Targ after all...
 
And yes, she really did poop on me:eek: Had to walk away and gibber in a corner for a while after I'd finished her feet!
 
She makes my life interesting...that's how the ancient Chinese would put it, I believe! It's good though; she pushes me just enough to keep me learning. I have improved since buying her:)
 
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