Clannad48
Well-Known Member
Dear Hovis,
My mum's mum has been very bored today and for some reason decided to put all of your diary entries into one document - apparently it is 72 pages long and has 53,862 words. She says it is for her to read in bed - I thought you went to bed to sleep. Anyway I think your diaries have made her very ill - she keeps on spluttering and coughing and spitting her wine all over the place.
She says she would be lost without your diaries to keep her sane whilst I wait for my fractured leg bone thingy to mend!
Love from Stupid Dumbblood (Apparently I am called stupid dumbblood because I don't get out of the way when the other horses play football with my legs)
My mum's mum has been very bored today and for some reason decided to put all of your diary entries into one document - apparently it is 72 pages long and has 53,862 words. She says it is for her to read in bed - I thought you went to bed to sleep. Anyway I think your diaries have made her very ill - she keeps on spluttering and coughing and spitting her wine all over the place.
She says she would be lost without your diaries to keep her sane whilst I wait for my fractured leg bone thingy to mend!
Love from Stupid Dumbblood (Apparently I am called stupid dumbblood because I don't get out of the way when the other horses play football with my legs)